One liners

[Revolutionary]

Ok so I was rewatching unskippable and it got me thinking about terrible cheesy one liners.
So I ask you fellow escapists to share the best and worst lines from games or movies.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Anything Schwarzeneggar says.

"You want to be a farmer? Here's a few acres." Last Action Hero, shortly before punting a guy... in the crotch.

"You know when I said I'd kill you last? I lied..."

"See you at the party Richter!"

If it ain't goldy cheesy, it's mouldy cheesy.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Anything Schwarzeneggar says.

If it ain't goldy cheesy, it's mouldy cheesy.

"I LIED!!!!"
He kicks ass.
Commando kicks ass.

 

[Premonition]

Any Arnold Schwarzeneggar line basically is good enough to qualify for this list. But then there's also: I WAS FROZENNNNN TODAY!

 

[Timotei]

I had to put the cat out. He had been burning for the last five minutes.
-BIH George Carlin

 

[comadorcrack]

Anything Schwarzeneggar says.

"You want to be a farmer? Here's a few acres." Last Action Hero, shortly before punting a guy... in the crotch.

"You know when I said I'd kill you last? I lied..."

"See you at the party Richter!"

If it ain't goldy cheesy, it's mouldy cheesy.

*Throws a knife through a guys stomach, Pinning him to the wall*
"Stick Around"

-Predator

 

[Saul B]

Anything Schwarzeneggar says.

"You want to be a farmer? Here's a few acres." Last Action Hero, shortly before punting a guy... in the crotch.

"You know when I said I'd kill you last? I lied..."

"See you at the party Richter!"

If it ain't goldy cheesy, it's mouldy cheesy.

Any Arnold Schwarzeneggar line basically is good enough to qualify for this list. But then there's also: I WAS FROZENNNNN TODAY!

"PUT THE COOKIE DOOOOWN!"

 

[SomeLameStuff]

 

[Gauntes]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

.. or Hasta La vista baby

 

[Space Spoons]

"I'm afraid that my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy." - Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzeneggar) from Batman and Robin

Kind of an easy pick, since Freeze's lines are about 90% cold-related puns, but that one was my favorite.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

"You may be a robot.... but I AM A MAN!!"
-Superman, before gutpunching a robot in "Superman: At Earth's End"

 

[Revolutionary]

I'm getting an Arnold theme...........anything else?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

[Revolutionary]

Aghh! thread has died.

 

[lenneth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

this if it counts, so bad its hillarious

 

[SonicKoala]

Every fight's a food fight when you're a cannibal

 

[Darth Caelum]

I find you're lack of Faith Disturbing
-Darth Vader
Men are like Steel, when they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
-Chuck Norris
You assume i give a Damn, that's cute.
-Commander Shepherd

Awesome Lines All.