One of Yahtzee's lines are stuck in my head...

[therandombear]

At least it's better than having Yahtzees Deus Ex song stuck in your head

Put on a trenchcoat! And fight some conspiracies

Gain experience! And level up abilities
Will you pick Rifles, or Computers
Don't pick swimming because it's fairly useless

It's a shooter, and a roleplaying game
The levels are ugly, and everyone looks the same
We're not the same Ion Storm that made Daikatana
Our games are good and they stay on schedule

We made a sequel that no-one liked
Because we dumbed it down too much
Cus we're thick

Aw fuck.
I know I've heard that song before. He played it over a background of the deus ex logo, right?
Which episode is it from?

Guitar Hero: World Tour I think.

 

[Dualcitizen]

From Catherine:
'Wait, I'm confused, what was I fixing again? Ooh look, a puppy!'

Just can't get that out of my head.

 

[therandombear]

At least it's better than having Yahtzees Deus Ex song stuck in your head

Put on a trenchcoat! And fight some conspiracies

Gain experience! And level up abilities
Will you pick Rifles, or Computers
Don't pick swimming because it's fairly useless

It's a shooter, and a roleplaying game
The levels are ugly, and everyone looks the same
We're not the same Ion Storm that made Daikatana
Our games are good and they stay on schedule

We made a sequel that no-one liked
Because we dumbed it down too much
Cus we're thick

What? Where the bloody hell was this? I missed something of Yahtzee's? Oh, what is the world coming to?

Ya, he sang the Deus Ex song in the end of his World Tour video.

 

[Jonluw]

At least it's better than having Yahtzees Deus Ex song stuck in your head

Put on a trenchcoat! And fight some conspiracies

Gain experience! And level up abilities
Will you pick Rifles, or Computers
Don't pick swimming because it's fairly useless

It's a shooter, and a roleplaying game
The levels are ugly, and everyone looks the same
We're not the same Ion Storm that made Daikatana
Our games are good and they stay on schedule

We made a sequel that no-one liked
Because we dumbed it down too much
Cus we're thick

Aw fuck.
I know I've heard that song before. He played it over a background of the deus ex logo, right?
Which episode is it from?

Guitar Hero: World Tour I think.

Thanks.

 

[floppylobster]

"With the levels being, in order, brown ruins, more brown ruins, brown castle, more brown castle, and revenge of the brown castle.*"

(*punctuation added)

 

[goldendriger]

The funniest Yahtzee rant probably comes from his Darksider review.

"And what right has War for getting angsty over his life, he's FUCKING war, he's never had to queue up for the jobcenter or pine after next girlfriend who left him for a surfer, he just breaks things! If I war war, and I just hoasted a seven-foot demon up in the air and chopped him in half with a single swing of my sword I wouldn't stand there scowling, I'd go Fuckinh HELL, did anyone see that? I'm squirting machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a MONSTER TRUCKK that walk like a man!"

Yeah i loved that one too =P One that got in my head recently is-
"It shoots Shurikens and lightning! It could only be more awesome if it had tits, and was on FIRE!"

 

[repeating integers]

Fish + Knowledge = OCTOPUS? That's not logic! That's fucking batshit on a sandwich!

That's probably my personal favourite.

 

[999realthings]

"But [name], you handsome stallion!" xD

or "But Yatzhee, you ordinary human being"

 

[SpaceBat]

"But [name], you handsome stallion!" xD

Wasn't it "You charismatic stallion"?
Still funny as hell though.

 

[Spygon]

My favourite one is from the red faction Guerrilla review

"on the second his spine snapped neatly in half ha! teach him to tell me what to do but then a little message came up telling me that my moral had gone down no it fucking hadn't Red Faction Guerrilla now get out of the way so i can break all your stuff"

I watch the review randomly to hear that line.

 

[Puzzlenaut]

"There is no middle finger big enough!!" is my personal favourite. Call of HWAREZ: The Cartel.

Oh my god I'm so glad its not just me who can't get the line out of their head -- I keep saying it all the time to my mates XD

 

[DEATHROAD]

At least it's better than having Yahtzees Deus Ex song stuck in your head

Put on a trenchcoa - NO!.. Ive been singing that to myself for the past few weeks, specificly after his deus ex review.. god damn..

 

[RuralGamer]

"This might sound wierd, but hurdy gurdy bobbly boo!"

My favourite one is the one about not going to the beach to get sand kicked in your face or not going to Glasgow to get stabbed, can't remember which video its from.

 

[anthony87]

"I wonder what would happen if you spread Branston Pickle onto No More Heroes? Perhaps the universe would explode. And it would be awesome."

One of my personal favourites. Actually I quite like any line where he goes on about Branston Pickle.

 

[Yopaz]

The funniest Yahtzee rant probably comes from his Darksider review.

"And what right has War for getting angsty over his life, he's FUCKING war, he's never had to queue up for the jobcenter or pine after next girlfriend who left him for a surfer, he just breaks things! If I war war, and I just hoasted a seven-foot demon up in the air and chopped him in half with a single swing of my sword I wouldn't stand there scowling, I'd go Fuckinh HELL, did anyone see that? I'm squirting machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a MONSTER TRUCKK that walk like a man!"

Yeah, there's a reason that was in the new year's compilation. It's just simply brilliant. I can't think of any better parts off-hand and I will assume this is the best or among the best at the very least.

 

[rutcommapat]

It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!

 

[Chris^^]

"But [name], you handsome stallion!" xD

*charismatic?

 

[Shaunofthebread]

My favourite is:
Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, balisties, boobies, jugs, nipples, jublies, STONKING GREAT TITS.
Sums up tomb raider in one sentence doesnt it?

 

[DigitalSushi]

It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!

People Can Fly the makers of Painkiller which your quote is from Yahtzee's review of went and added a gun in there follow up shooter Bulletstorm that had tits and was on fire
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.266620-Bulletstorm-Dev-Honors-Yahtzee-With-Priceless-Gift

and whistled for a baboon.

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

I had "Oh Christ blimey, there's jam coming out of the walls!" stuck in my head for ages one time.