One Ring to Rule Them All...............

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maddawg IAJI

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My team..

1.Dracula...Becuase if it wasen't for Twilight he would proably be the last person you want to meet at Night.

2.Heavy weapons guy.. Becuase someone needs to bring a minigun and sandviches.

3.Optimus Prime...Is it a semi or is it Optimus? You would be dead if it was the latter and if it was the former becuase you would proably be in the streets while contemplating this question.

4.Louis...Someone needs to die.


5.Stephan King...Becuase someone needs to make the book.
 

DementedMonkeez

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maddawg IAJI said:
My team..

1.Dracula...Becuase if it wasen't for Twilight he would proably be the last person you want to meet at Night.

2.Heavy weapons guy.. Becuase someone needs to bring a minigun and sandviches.

3.Optimus Prime...Is it a semi or is it Optimus? You would be dead if it was the latter and if it was the former becuase you would proably be in the streets while contemplating this question.

4.Louis...Someone needs to die.


5.Stephan King...Becuase someone needs to make the book.
Stephen King would make it into a weird horror novel. About Dracula, a truck that transforms, and that guy with the Minigun and sandwiches...It would be like "It", but more pointless.
 

maddawg IAJI

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DementedMonkeez said:
maddawg IAJI said:
My team..

1.Dracula...Becuase if it wasen't for Twilight he would proably be the last person you want to meet at Night.

2.Heavy weapons guy.. Becuase someone needs to bring a minigun and sandviches.

3.Optimus Prime...Is it a semi or is it Optimus? You would be dead if it was the latter and if it was the former becuase you would proably be in the streets while contemplating this question.

4.Louis...Someone needs to die.


5.Stephan King...Becuase someone needs to make the book.
Stephen King would make it into a weird horror novel. About Dracula, a truck that transforms, and that guy with the Minigun and sandwiches...It would be like "It", but more pointless.
I don't know if he actually wrote it but there was a short film based off of a Stephan King Novel about a girl who hits an old Hobo and thinks she killed him. She keeps driving and looks up her sunroof or moonroof or saw him in the mirror or something and sees the man she hit riding on the top of her car yelling THANKS FOR THE RIDE LADY! Belive me if anyone can make a novel about these guys and make it as funny as that then it would be worth it.
 

ravensshade

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1 any main character from a gundam series (because this thread needs more giant robots)
2 Heavy weapons guy to prove nobody can touch sascha
3 adult link because navi and the owl would make great weapons
4 frodo so this thread will acually have something in common with the one ring
5 the protagonist of portal (if she had a name i'd still have no idea what it was) to make the portals for transportation
 

Zombie_Fish

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Easy:

1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris Clone
3. Another Chuck Norris Clone
4. Another Chuck Norris Clone
Duke Nukem. What did you expect?
 

DementedMonkeez

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Zombie_Fish said:
Easy:

1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris Clone
3. Another Chuck Norris Clone
4. Another Chuck Norris Clone
Duke Nukem. What did you expect?
You know that Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in the Way of the Dragon!!!! Cause Chuck is not all that is man, Bruce Lee is.
 

morg-fire

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Srkkl said:
morg-fire said:
oh this is so easy guys...
1. Chuck Norris... to beat the crap out of everyone
2. Arnold Schwartzenniger... to beat the crap out of everyone else
3. Hitler... 5 words, best secret police system EVER!
4. Gen. Patton... to actually lead the armies.
5. Pres Kenedy... to inspire the people
I was really hoping to avoid a Chuck Norris on here. Shame on you.
well my back up is rambo... the reason he's not on right now is i figured that if rambo and chuck norris were on the team at the same time it would just be overkill lol