"One sentence" Story.

[Voodoomancer]

A variation of the "3-word-story" kinds of threads, lets make a story where each poster contributes one sentence.

"It was a cold, rainy night, and the pizzaman still hadn't shown up.

 

[i don't know]

Jeffery had been waiting for an hour, and still hadn't any pizza.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Not that he was complaining, for he found Megan's company to be most...riveting.

 

[i don't know]

As hour after hour passed, Jeffery began worrying about the pizza-man, but then assured himself that he was ok, and began a conversation with Megan.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Unfortunately, Megan had nothing much of value to say, as her last name was .jpg

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Which was a strange last name she knew, many of the other kids are given her much grief over the unfortunate fact through out her schooling, but she found a kindred spirit in young Jeffrey .Avi.

 

[Hollock]

Jeffery was rejected by the rest of the school for sweating buttermilk, but megan didn't mind the smell.

 

[i don't know]

However, Megan only ignored the smell because of her own flaw, crying blood.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

So between the buttermilk, the blood, the jpg and the avi, the pizza-guy's lack of punctuality was still the closest occurrence to bothersome in their strange, strange world.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Meanwhile, across the street, the bewildered pizza guy had accidentally stumbled into a porn studio, which he only just found out after his usual call of "Did somebody order a pizza?" was met with raunchy background music.

 

[Isolda Sage]

He stood there , jaw dropped, watching.

 

[Nouw]

Unfortunately, his brain couldn't handle them and so his head exploded, meanwhile...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Jeffrey and Megan were getting hot, what with the unseasonably warm July weather and the broken air conditioner, when suddenly they remembered!