One Sentence To Save The World.

[kinggamecat]

Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

Jokingly: IF YOU CAME FOR BEIBER YOU CAN HAVE HIM! PLEASE I BEG YOU!

More likely: Welcome to earth, please don't hurt us, we offer gratitude and whatever ya want, just don't hurt us while you take what you want, and if yer gunna kill all of us, please do it fast and painlessly.

 

[Snowpact]

*Inspects the aliens' tight spandex space-outfits*

'Aren't you supposed to blow up Uranus, or something?'

 

[The Typical American]

No, no, no we're not worth you time. Try Mercury they've got good stuff over there

try to billy goat gruff it so they burn up if they get too close to the sun.

What's to say they aren't so badass that they came from Mercury?

Or that sulfuric acid is like water to them and they've been living on Venus this whole time?

We're fucked.

then we do it the American way, and give them blankets infected with small pox. Then we'll take over THEIR planet and put a Wal-Mart on it.

This is sheer brilliance.

Mine would be: "First, sit down and watch 'War of the Worlds' with us..."

 

[kinggamecat]

Welcome to Earth how may we help you?

Sup?

What are those things yer holding, are they weapons?

I propose a peace treaty.

I like your ship... so where ya from? How's the weather? Good? Ah I'm very happy to hear, hey wanna settle this peacefully now that we've broken the ice? Yes? Thanks.

 

[kinggamecat]

PAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Diablo2000]

"Do you guys already know what a videogame is?"

Then hand they over a DS. Now all the aliens are a bunch of a videogame nerds and the world is safe...

 

[Wintermoot]

"Klatu Brada Nik*cough*
eh close enough"
-or-
yell: SUPERMAN SAVE US!!!!!!!

 

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

"Prepare for unforeseen consequences."

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"Somebody get me a space hooker before I pull out my cell and dial the phone number that detonates the earth-bomb."

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Feh.

I am a master at run on sentences, this will be easy.

 

[imnot]

I like trains.

Yeah we are really screwed.

 

[Wapox]

*whisper* "Seven Days" *whisper*

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

"Two words: Chuck Norris"
HA!

 

[trouvel]

"Hey everybody, were all gonna get laid!"

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

I. AM. NOT. HAVING. ANY. OF. THIS. SHIT!

Then of course the world explodes, but I was having a really bad day at the time, and it was really cathartic to get that off my chest...

 

[CatmanStu]

"Really? This planet? You actually want to destroy THIS PLANET? You're sure you have definitely got the right planet? Okay, it's your decision, I won't stop you....

....but your making a big mistake."

 

[UltraDeth]

Charm Response: Why destroy when you can create?

Intimidate Response: Get away from us you bitches!!!!

*cookies for first refrence*

 

[snappydog]

Is it worth it? Really? Us? Really?
'Cos I wouldn't bother. Take the moon, that's much more interesting.

 

[KiKiweaky]

Off facebook and back to work slackers!!

 

[LitleWaffle]

How about some porn?

*Saves all of Mankind*