one sentence to save your life.

[gunrunnerjr]

they chase me into a dead end ally, i turn around, they aim there guns, and the music to Never gona give you up plays, they look at each other and say oh F*CK, and I sing along....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

there heads explode from the awsome trolling, and i walk away....

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

"Hey, before you shoot me, I just want to t-TROMBE OVERRIDE!"
Hopefully, while they are distracted, Ratsel will come and save me.

 

[smearyllama]

I throw my sweetroll up in the air to distract them, so that I may get an advantage.

high five for Arena reference.

Well, it's technically a Morrowind reference, as that's when it really became a meme.

 

[jayjaykoolaid]

Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!

 

[rokkolpo]

''If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?''

*Casually walk away*

 

[JasonKaotic]

"LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIINNNNSSS!!"

 

[Accountfailed]

"I'm not interested in anything you're selling!"

 

[Digital_Hero]

It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man, I swear!

cuz that always works and they let you live, right guys?

...... right guys?

 

[Waif]

"I have Bacon"

Nuff said o~O.

 

[Psiboom]

* Ventriloquist mode*

"HEY, LISTEN!"

 

[littlealicewhite]

If I turned into a sponge right now, what would you do?

 

[Mr.Mattress]

*Points somewhere else* I'm over there! *runs off*

(Cookie for Reference)

 

[X10J]

"I talk too much, too much for my own good even; you wanna know the only reason I'm still alive? I'm always standing at the door." *Raise sonic screwdriver*

Alt: Well, now, yes, you see...ughh...the thing is, if I was you, if I was gonna execute someone by backing them against the wall, between you and me, little word of advice: - *bing* - don't stand them against the lift.

 

[littlealicewhite]

Anyone.... Want a blowjob?

That... that might work. I'll have to remember that.

 

[binvjoh]

Ka-me-ha-me-HA!

That'll totally work.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

"I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE IT WITH MY OWN!!!"

Get's em every time.

 

[C95J]

Strike me down now and il become stronger then you could ever imgine.

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!"

You two on the same wavelength eh?

or is there a reference I am missing...

 

[Death God]

"I know where I can find you some weed."
That will hopefully distract them long enough for me to weasel myself away and make a run for it.

 

[theheroofaction]

snip

It's Ben Kenobi's last words

 

[X10J]

Strike me down now and il become stronger then you could ever imgine.

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!"

You two on the same wavelength eh?

or is there a reference I am missing...

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYgDHXVKsTc