One time when I was drunk

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flatearth

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Let's start the Finnish tradition of telling great tales of times when you were drunk. Tell us your best/worst experiences that included alcohol.

It was the new year of 2001 and a friend of mine asked if I wanted to go to this small town bit over 100km from where we lived, and go drinking in an old school building with few of his friends. Sounded like a good plan. We jumped in to a train nd took a case of beer for each of us (24x0,33l bottles). Actually it turned out we took too little alcohol with us. We got a ride from the train station to the old school where people were already started drinking, and it was something around 14.00. So the evening goes like any other. Heavy drinking all day. Our beers ran out rather quickly, and we started to ask for drinks from other people. Ended up drinkin everything from Monty Python's Holy Ale (actually it tastes rather bad) all the way to a "local speciality" 40% pure tasteless alcohol spirit mixed with 92% pure alcohol used by doctors (not rubbing alcohol, this is not denaturated, it just is as pure alcohol as possible). At that point I was so drunk, that I actually liked it.

The few parts we regretted that night was using lots of fireworks in that condition. We were lucky there was no damage to fingers or eyes. My friend got a bit hevier hit that night. He was taking a sauna with some people. This sauna was old, no hot water pipes or anything like that. You had to boil the water in a giant pot to heat it up. My friend thought he was funny and threw some cold water on one guy. This guy then grapped a ladleful of the closest water and threw that. Unfortuantely it was the boiling water pot where that water came from. Luckily my friend only got some burns on his back. Good thing was that it was winter in Finland, means that there is lots of snow to rub on that burned back, and that he was so drunk that he didn't feel the pain.

Next morning was rather nasty. Massive hangover and both of us had gotten a cold. We got a ride back to the train station, and found out that the next train left in three hours. Three hours sitting (mostly lying) on hard wooden benches with absolutely nothing to do. Best thing to do was snake-game on my cell phone. It was one of the longest waits in my life. Every moment being agony.

My friends back healed up nicely, we got over our hangover and illness, but all in all, it was a great trip.
 

scarbunny

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I dont remember my greatest drunken rampage all I know is I awoke surrounded by empty Jagermiester bottles lying on a deflated bouncy castle in my living room wearing a nurses uniform.

Now to be honest I dont want to know how I got in this state, however I dont quite understand how I got the boucy castle into my 10 floor flat?
 

rossatdi

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2006 December 28. New York city. Me and a mate are both doing a year of study abroad (me in Ohio him in Toronto) from the UK. We're in one of the cool areas of Manhattan, around one of the Universities but the place name eludes me.

We're drinking our beers, no big deal. Then this super hot woman comes to the bar and orders an Apple Martini (this isn't a JD from Scrubs Appletini we're talking four shots of alcohol and little else except). So we ask the barman who much they are. $4 for 2, they're on offer. Deal we think!

Things I remember from that point:
Throwing up on the A train, onto a stranger's shoes.
Literally crawling off the train near our hostel.
The barman serving us Bubweisers to sober up (down from straight alcohol, he was Irish though).

Things I don't remember from that point:
Running into some friends from Toronto we both knew, who stayed with us for two hours.
Getting on two wrong trains.
Getting changed into my sleeping t-shirt and shorts, in a full hostel dorm room.

The aftermath:
Vomit on pillow.
Vomit on one shoe. Other shoe soaked through.
Everyone in the dorm asking if I was okay.
Friend fell asleep in his heavy hooded coat.
And had vomited into his coat's hood.
He then fell asleep in a running shower the next day.
Neither of us managed to drink substantially for the next week.
 

fix-the-spade

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I am never drunk, I don't drink.

I merely take the pictures and provide the blackmail afterwards...
 

ThePlasmatizer

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I don't get drunk either, Spade.

One day these guys are going to wake up with a hangover wondering why they have a sore behind.
 

Altorin

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my only wild stories involved cannibis.

except for this one time my girlfriend got really drunk and the night ended with her naked, puking and crying saying "please don't hate me" over and over

but that wasn't a good time (except maybe the naked part about 20 minutes prior)

but yeah, weed is my vice when it comes to crazy stories.
 

flatearth

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ThePlasmatizer said:
I don't get drunk either, Spade.

One day these guys are going to wake up with a hangover wondering why they have a sore behind.
Actually I have one manslaughter story that goes near that subject. I'm not going to go to details, but use your imagination, a beer bottle and a kick and you are pretty much there. Alcohol had a lot to do with this. A buddy of mine is still serving time.
 

ward.

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I've never really done anything interesting while I was drunk, except for this one time I dropped some pulse bombs and assembled a 1500 pt 40k army in the dark.

Oh yeah, party animal I am.
 

Clairaudient

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This thread has been done two times in the past month. I would get the links, but I'm very drunk myself! I wonder if it counts as a story.
 

perfectimo

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ThePlasmatizer said:
I don't get drunk either, Spade.

One day these guys are going to wake up with a hangover wondering why they have a sore behind.
Congratulations on not drinking, why did you enter this thread? Is it because you don't feel that good about yourself for staying sober but putting down others does make you fell good?

I have lots of stories to tell from passing out in an ally across the road from a club during O-week to going to a bush party, collapsed on some church stairs then woke up at home. Can't be stuffed writing them all, I'll save that for my memoirs.

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Clairaudient said:
This thread has been done two times in the past month. I would get the links, but I'm very drunk myself! I wonder if it counts as a story.
One was mine.
 

flatearth

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Danzorz said:
What did you learn from this? Drink in moderation? Fireworks should be used carefully? Plan events carefully?
Actually I learned that random events where there is alcohol, is a good reason to make even a long trip.
 

SovietSecrets

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I dont remember the night much but it was at a birthday party i recall me being on a pole of sorts and then waking up at a park with half my clothes missing. I was told that i made an idiot of myself pretending to be a stripper, but made alot of new great friends in that process and luckily no one now brings up that moment. Really bad morning though felt like i had been by a car and then ran over some more a couple of times. And i never did find out what happened to my clothes sadly.