One wish...
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also, dumb question, but how do i add different messages to "spoiler" click-to-views? i'm only at a 4th grade forum use level
my wish is that everytime someone does something stupid in any way shape or form a midget comes out and smacks them across the face with a rotten kielbasa
I would say infinite wishes, but I've been ninja'd so much.
Power to know what someone's thinking, no matter where they are. I want to know what a person's thinking and it comes to me.
Power to know what someone's thinking, no matter where they are. I want to know what a person's thinking and it comes to me.
well aside from the obvious infinite wishes one I would go with turning the world into a fantasy world like d&d and I would be either a monk cuz monks are badass or a sorcerer cuz magic is badass
Get me out of this pathetic, meaningless existence where I'll enevitably be forced to work for a goal I don't believe in that I believe is completly wrong and send me someplace where I can spend my days at least having fun doing the impossible.
(I really don't want to have to work for "The benefit of humanity" Because, what are we really working for? I don't believe we're working for anything, therefore, I have no wish to be a part of this rat-race anymore. But the way the world is set up, that's what I'll be forced to do. I don't care if i'm homeless, I don't want to be forced into a fucking routine. Sure, call me selfish, call me immature. I don't care. I'm tired of this damn rat-race people call "Life". I want to be where I can take care of myself and be allowed to do my own thing. Do the impossible. Childish dreams like flying and shit like that... *Sigh*... But That's not going to happen... No, I'm stuck here as a statistic. A single, insignificant live on an insignificant speck of dust called a "Planet" in an insignificant speck of dust called a "Galaxy" and a universe that HAS no meaning, being forced to drudge through life with Asperger's, autism, bullies, I'm just so tired of it. And I don't even get to dream. I don't dream at night and go to these places, no no no, even my dreams are blank, black space...
Go ahead and call me selfish... I don't care... I'm done.)
(I really don't want to have to work for "The benefit of humanity" Because, what are we really working for? I don't believe we're working for anything, therefore, I have no wish to be a part of this rat-race anymore. But the way the world is set up, that's what I'll be forced to do. I don't care if i'm homeless, I don't want to be forced into a fucking routine. Sure, call me selfish, call me immature. I don't care. I'm tired of this damn rat-race people call "Life". I want to be where I can take care of myself and be allowed to do my own thing. Do the impossible. Childish dreams like flying and shit like that... *Sigh*... But That's not going to happen... No, I'm stuck here as a statistic. A single, insignificant live on an insignificant speck of dust called a "Planet" in an insignificant speck of dust called a "Galaxy" and a universe that HAS no meaning, being forced to drudge through life with Asperger's, autism, bullies, I'm just so tired of it. And I don't even get to dream. I don't dream at night and go to these places, no no no, even my dreams are blank, black space...
Go ahead and call me selfish... I don't care... I'm done.)
The power of reality control.
So I can warp the universe to my will.
First, to tear this form from this world, and replace it with a true version.
Then to raise the fleets, and to conquer this backwater.
Then to sally forth on a great crusade!
Of course, I could just make it so the universe is ours, but what is the point of a victory not worked for?
It would be hollow, like me.
So I can warp the universe to my will.
First, to tear this form from this world, and replace it with a true version.
Then to raise the fleets, and to conquer this backwater.
Then to sally forth on a great crusade!
Of course, I could just make it so the universe is ours, but what is the point of a victory not worked for?
It would be hollow, like me.
bit of a causality/chicken-or-egg situation there, though. you know, wishing on a magical genie to turn the world magical? i like how you think, though.KefkaCultist said:
The ability that whatever I think of in my head that begins with "I wish" can come true.
Yeah. I fuckin' rocked you guys with your "infinite wishes" crap. XD
Just screwin' around
Yeah. I fuckin' rocked you guys with your "infinite wishes" crap. XD
Just screwin' around
Give me the power to be whoever I want, be them real or fake.
Then I can become Yukari and troll the world.
Yuuka and reign supreme.
God, no need to explain.
Simon, so I could have a kick ass mech the size of a universe.
Shikieiki, so I could damn people to Hell or send them to Hakugyokurou or Heaven, whatever.
Batman, so I can be the Goddamn Batman
You get the drill... I'd spend most of my time as Yukari, a'trollin'
Then I can become Yukari and troll the world.
Yuuka and reign supreme.
God, no need to explain.
Simon, so I could have a kick ass mech the size of a universe.
Shikieiki, so I could damn people to Hell or send them to Hakugyokurou or Heaven, whatever.
Batman, so I can be the Goddamn Batman
You get the drill... I'd spend most of my time as Yukari, a'trollin'
Hmmm... I would wish for a small trinket that always came back to me that could grant me any wish any time anywhere except for a wish to kill myself or make everything disappear. So infinite wishes you could say...
And one of the first wishes would be immortality, invulnerability and the power to give that to anyone I wanted, and take it back too just in case
And one of the first wishes would be immortality, invulnerability and the power to give that to anyone I wanted, and take it back too just in case