One wish...

[Knight of Cydonia]

Spoiler

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net [http://www.explosm.net/]

i found this relevant

also, dumb question, but how do i add different messages to "spoiler" click-to-views? i'm only at a 4th grade forum use level

Spoiler: Like this

Before you put the spoiler in brackets attach a = and then write a title so

Spoiler: TITLE

MESSAGE[/spoile...]

Also that picture is what I would do.

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

More wishes. You didn't say I couldn't.

Dammit, you beat me. Because my one wish would've been "the power to grant infinite wishes"

same it is the logical choice

 

[crudus]

I would wish for my own TARDIS. Power over space and time is what I want but a TARDIS just does it with so much more style.

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

Spoiler

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net [http://www.explosm.net/]

i found this relevant

also, dumb question, but how do i add different messages to "spoiler" click-to-views? i'm only at a 4th grade forum use level

Spoiler: Like this

Before you put the spoiler in brackets attach a = and then write a title so

Spoiler: TITLE

MESSAGE[/spoile...]

Also that picture is what I would do.

Spoiler: Like this

aha! thankee kindly, sir.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I'm going to ignore the "More wishes" option, because it basically breaks the thread, so I am going to go with complete control over space and time.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

I wish that people would stop critisizing games and accept them as art, we'll be one step closer to understanding one another.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Omnipotence. Even if you had included the "no wishing for more wishes" rule, this gets the same effect and gets around it.

 

[thephill]

ignoring the predictable more wishes, i'll go with "i wish to be successfull at everything i attempt"

set for life...

..or eternal life
.or cash
.or a sandwich

 

[UltraDeth]

With my one wish granted, I'd then wish to be infinitely more powerful than God

 

[Diablo2000]

More wishes. You didn't say I couldn't.

Dammit, you beat me. Because my one wish would've been "the power to grant infinite wishes"

Yeah... because that worked so well in Aladdin

I would wish more wishes too...Than once i wished that i would wish a flying indestructible unicorn that shots lazer out of the eyes and rockets of the ass and i would use that to dominate the world. Doubt there's any weapon in the world that beat that...

And i it the other wish i would ask for a sandwich and a glass of coca cola.

 

[DiMono]

Assuming no dick card wishes are allowed (more wishes, more genies, etc), it would be for a member of a friendly alien race to land on Earth and introduce himself. Maybe then the people of Earth will stop bickering and fucking come together as a species to accomplish something that's not petty for a change.

Related [http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=1712]

 

[stormtrooper9091]

Why does everyone nowadays have that 'more wishes' notion shit. I mean, not wanting to sound like a hipster douchefuck but that was my idea that developed in my head ages ago, managing to dick about the rules was always amusing.

On a serious note though, I'd wish for ultimate knowledge, the being able to know the answer to EVERY question, even the rhetoricals

 

[scyrin]

a world wide nap time xD

 

[RanD00M]

That I would lose 30 kilos, and the skin that follows. And make him keep it so I can put on anymore weight, unless I start working out to try and get some muscles.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

To marry Scarlett Johansson.

Spoiler: Sexy

Screw infinite wishes.

 

[Kris015]

Infinite wishes. I WIN.

However my first wish would being able to sing ANYTHING perfect and having the most awesome singing voice EVER.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Traveling Waffle Bar.

 

[scorptatious]

To have more wishes.

Than I'll wish for a billion dollars.

 

[Elemental]

More wishes. You didn't say I couldn't.

Peacey - World's most AWESOME ninja.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Avoiding the more wishes or cash, I would say "I wish everyone were all nicer to each other in terms of being respectful, polite and in all good behaviour." I always believe that a genie would always twist your wish or misunderstood what you meant in your wish (e.g. wish for world peace as in peace and quiet.)