"Hey, Private. I heard something in the bushes. Go check it out." commands Sergeant Ben Jacobson.
You rise from your spot and walk forward to the bushes.
Prodding them with your bayonet, you find nothing of value.
"Clear." you rapport.
"Must of been an animal or something. Can´t be too careful these days, with all them inbreeds sneaking around the place."
You go back to the camp and sit down on one of the chairs.
"Got that right. Did you hear about that other camp? Word is, they all got picked off by a bunch of inbreeds, one by one." says one of the men sitting around the camp fire.
"What a way to die. Killed by a bunch of anti-progressive african assholes." says the Sarge.
"Hey John, have you been able to get the radio up and running?" you ask.
"Yeah, but it only takes in News Channels. Just a bunch of shit we already know. But hey, better then nothing, am I right?"
John puts the radio on the ground an tunes it in. You hear the voice of a female newscaster.
"Today is the 11-year anniversary for Operation Pangea. But why was Operation Pangea launched in the first place. And why did it become such a military failure?"
"Military failure my ass!" screams Zack. You make a "sch" sound and then you put your finger on your mouth.
"Over to Oliver North for more on this." You hear the voice of another newscaster, male this time.
"Operation Pangea was, from the beginning, a massive plan to bring Africa into the 21-century. Update it´s birth control, set in place goverments from already advanced nations and in general, save Africa from the global threat that lurked over it. The few casualties from the resistors and the goverment military was considered a unfortunate, but neccesary sacrifice in order to ensure the furture safety of the country."
"This is boring. Can´t you try to tune in to some other news station that isn´t talking about how much we suck?"
"Quiet!" hushes John.
"The operation began in 2016, August 31, and has since been going on for no less then 11 years. The plan was estimated to take 9 months."
"What happend was, that the three countries with most adequate amounts of funds and military force to pull of such a massive feat were choosen. U.S.A, Russia and China were all called in to assist in this. It is commonly accepted that each of them had a secret agenda they were secretly hoping to push by helping. U.S.A was in the worst oil crisis that had ever been seen, and desperately needed more oil. Africa seemed like an obvious target."
You shift position.
"Russia was facing a another problem in the form of increasing sterility in males due to an unknown cause. It was predicted that the country would be more silent than a ghost town by 2245. Russia was looking for new cattle to breed, simple as that. And China was facing a massive overpopulation crisis and needed somewhere to dump people. As the was began, the three superpowers swiftly and efficiently wiped out all african goverments in 5 months and began settling in. At the time, it seemed like a..."
"Dear god, I´ve heard enough. Can we stop listening now?" asks Zack.
A: "No, I wanna hear this."
B: "Yeah, this stuff is making my head hurt."
You rise from your spot and walk forward to the bushes.
Prodding them with your bayonet, you find nothing of value.
"Clear." you rapport.
"Must of been an animal or something. Can´t be too careful these days, with all them inbreeds sneaking around the place."
You go back to the camp and sit down on one of the chairs.
"Got that right. Did you hear about that other camp? Word is, they all got picked off by a bunch of inbreeds, one by one." says one of the men sitting around the camp fire.
"What a way to die. Killed by a bunch of anti-progressive african assholes." says the Sarge.
"Hey John, have you been able to get the radio up and running?" you ask.
"Yeah, but it only takes in News Channels. Just a bunch of shit we already know. But hey, better then nothing, am I right?"
John puts the radio on the ground an tunes it in. You hear the voice of a female newscaster.
"Today is the 11-year anniversary for Operation Pangea. But why was Operation Pangea launched in the first place. And why did it become such a military failure?"
"Military failure my ass!" screams Zack. You make a "sch" sound and then you put your finger on your mouth.
"Over to Oliver North for more on this." You hear the voice of another newscaster, male this time.
"Operation Pangea was, from the beginning, a massive plan to bring Africa into the 21-century. Update it´s birth control, set in place goverments from already advanced nations and in general, save Africa from the global threat that lurked over it. The few casualties from the resistors and the goverment military was considered a unfortunate, but neccesary sacrifice in order to ensure the furture safety of the country."
"This is boring. Can´t you try to tune in to some other news station that isn´t talking about how much we suck?"
"Quiet!" hushes John.
"The operation began in 2016, August 31, and has since been going on for no less then 11 years. The plan was estimated to take 9 months."
"What happend was, that the three countries with most adequate amounts of funds and military force to pull of such a massive feat were choosen. U.S.A, Russia and China were all called in to assist in this. It is commonly accepted that each of them had a secret agenda they were secretly hoping to push by helping. U.S.A was in the worst oil crisis that had ever been seen, and desperately needed more oil. Africa seemed like an obvious target."
You shift position.
"Russia was facing a another problem in the form of increasing sterility in males due to an unknown cause. It was predicted that the country would be more silent than a ghost town by 2245. Russia was looking for new cattle to breed, simple as that. And China was facing a massive overpopulation crisis and needed somewhere to dump people. As the was began, the three superpowers swiftly and efficiently wiped out all african goverments in 5 months and began settling in. At the time, it seemed like a..."
"Dear god, I´ve heard enough. Can we stop listening now?" asks Zack.
A: "No, I wanna hear this."
B: "Yeah, this stuff is making my head hurt."