Opposite Thread!

[Nazulu]

Say something the complete opposite to what you would normally say. For example "I like the smell of rotten meat or I like working over time with no extra pay".

Ok those were pretty lame but ill try to think of some better ones later. Please don't write something you think will start a whole lot of flaming!

 

[Cahlee]

In Ran McNalley hamburgers eat people!

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

The cake exists, wholly and completely. It is right in front of you, on a fine china platter with elegant silverware.

 

[xitel]

Don't contact [user]wilsonscrazybed[/b] and get him to move this to Forum Games! (No, seriously, do it)

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

I love you guys... and sentient beings in general.
Making me use my compass to make a flower and then failing me in geometry makes total sense.
So does Andrew Ryans death.
And vidjeo games were the cause of my murderous rampages that totally never happened...

 

[EeveeElectro]

Cheese is a kind of meat. A tasty yellow beef. Cheese, oh cheese.


I mean uh...

Miley Cyrus is a wonderful singer, actress and great role model

 

[Handofpwn]

I love penis and having it in my bum... (Gah, just typing that made my rectum clench in fear.)

EDIT: I have no intention of changing any of my posts just to appease the mods. Life is too damn short to be politically correct and I stand by everything that I say!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I know for a fact that the United States has the highest surplus of money the world has ever known.

 

[Mr. Purple]

RWAR. (Normally I would type RAWR.)

 

[the monopoly guy]

The search button is a massive waste of time let alone teh edit button. And why do people put so much emphasise on intelligence and grammar and spelling. Seriously, fuck that stuff. I love LOLcats! I love them so much! They're perfect, you don't need grammar to be smart, just random cat picture and captions that are totally irelevent! Brilliant!
And 50 Cent is a GOD

Gyeah, I need to take a shower.

 

[chronobreak]

I am a liberal. I hate George Bush. There is a neo-conservative plot against me. I am not drunk.

 

[leugim789]

I love penis and having it in my bum... (Gah, just typing that made my rectum clench in fear.)

yeah, its like the "gays" smell your fear. clench like the wind!

 

[xitel]

I am a liberal. I hate George Bush. There is a neo-conservative plot against me. I am not drunk.

The mods love drunk posting. As does everyone here.

 

[Blind0bserver]

Global warming is very real and we should all do our part to lessen our impact on the environment. And Al Gore is not a hypocrite or an ingrate in any way.

 

[Nazulu]

I love penis and having it in my bum... (Gah, just typing that made my rectum clench in fear.)

Haha thats a good one! (Oh, I see what you did there)

 

[Silver Patriot]

vIdO gaM3s aRe A WaSTe oF TIme, And JAck tOMpson wAS RiGHt aNd diDn't DeSeRVE tO b3 dISbAred!

 

[Handofpwn]

I love penis and having it in my bum... (Gah, just typing that made my rectum clench in fear.)

yeah, its like the "gays" smell your fear. clench like the wind!

I got no problem with the gays. They are cool in my book. Butt sex is just not my thing.

EDIT: I have no intention of changing any of my posts just to appease the mods. Life is too damn short to be politically correct and I stand by everything that I say!

EDIT 2:
here it is, I found it.

Spoiler

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I think that humanity is on the right track to peace and equality!
Aliens aren't real!
I love math, it totally makes sense!

 

[Hey Joe]

I'm wearing pants

 

[the monopoly guy]

I'm wearing pants

You're wierd in such a calm, casual, and hilarious way it's almost frightening (that was not opposite by the way, it was an honest compliment).