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[WWmelb]

How utterly disturbing. Thank you once again, you fill my quota for the creep factor quite nicely today. *applause*
Some of these I'd actually buy to put in a frame. Do you do these digitally or are they actual real-world creations scanned/photographed?

Good morning and thank you for allowing me to fill your creepy reservoir with its required measure.

Almost everything I do these days is done with my children's art supplies in a sketchbook and then scanned.
At the moment I sell nothing but if you truly desire something I have drawn I will happily send you a scan.
Tis the season of giving. Feel free to message me if you dare!

I'd like to see some Fraught with Peril t-shirts on the citizenry in a benevolent future.

There's way too little semen to ascertain whether or not that person is ACTUALLY gone forever.

Is there a quantity that would change that? If so, I don't think you would want me to draw it.
You will have to be satisfied for the moment with eyes and intestines.
I do appreciate your skepticism.

Can't help with t-shirts, but could help with poster/canvas prints if you were interested lol

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Man, that is disgusting. I can't believe that you'd actually put something that foul into a comic that could be seen by impressionable children. I think I've lost my appetite.

..."poop in a bottle"? What? No, I mean that last thing.

There's way too little semen to ascertain whether or not that person is ACTUALLY gone forever.

No, but at least you'd be able to tell that they've come and gone recently....