Orgasm Shoes!

[Buizel91]

Right i have just watched this video, and it got me thinking.


If you had a pair of shoes, and they could do anything you wanted them to, what would your shoes be able to do? One power for the left, another power for the right, so basically the pair of shoes has 2 powers if you get me.

For me it would been able to run really fast, and been able to scale walls XD

Now you!

 

[Space Spoons]

I'd like a pair of shoes that leave $100 bills behind as footprints.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I love Alex Day!
Would jet pack shoes work? Or shoe? Allow flight anyway.
Super speed would be a good one too.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

One shoe can only walk backwards, the other can only walk forwards.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Hmm. Hover Boots (ala Ocarina of Time, but work for more than 10 feet), aaaand...High Jump Boots (that also soak impacts up to my personal terminal velocity).

I know it isn't very original (ok, it's about as original as the word "love" in any given song or movie) but I love freerunning/parkour.

 

[Dorian]

Righty grants me immunity from death caused by injury, aging, disease, infection, or anything else of the like.

Lefty gives me the ability to extend and retract righty's power to others at my discretion.

Both give the the cure from stupidity, as I can literally just wait for the idiots to die off while I preserve the intelligent.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Righty grants me immunity from death caused by injury, aging, disease, infection, or anything else of the like.

You might want one to stop you aging as well, otherwise you will get to a point where you are so old you can no longer take off your shoes, but are unable to die!


Also,

Righty would stop me ageing whilst also making me invulnerable (mwahaha!), said powers extending to anyone I give a hug (double mwahahahaha!).

Lefty would have the power to make any bank account I so desired double it's value (triple mwahahahaha!).

 

[Irridium]

My shoes would be like jetpacks. Only on my feet.

 

[El Poncho]

Shoes that can morph into any shoe type I want, how new looking I want them, and what size

 

[Distorted Stu]

Teleportation & Money printing

 

[Jedamethis]

Teleportation and indestructible bones.

 

[YouBecame]

Boots of blinding speed please

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

Right foot makes me fly, left one gives me laser beams and indestructibility.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

My shoes would be like jetpacks. Only on my feet.

And your feet would be like feet. Only covered in blisters.

My shoes would kill joy.