alright, it's a story joke that gets people every time...make sure there is music in the background though
You: So i was hanging out at a party with a couple of friends, and this girl started talking to me, and after awhile, asked if i could drive her home if she gave me gas money, so i said sure, told my buddy i'd be back in a few minutes, so we hopped on the highway, and for whatever reason she just jumped in the back seat, i didn't think much of it, because i was tired, then i hear her rustling around in her purse, so i look back and ask what she's looking for, and she just says it's nothing, and just keep driving, so i shrug, turn around, and keep going, a few minutes later, i ask what exit to get off on, and she said don't worry it's just a little further, and she didn't even look up to see where we were, so i just keep driving, then i hear her rustling in her purse again, so i pull the car over, turn around and ask her again, what the hell are you looking for? and she...oh hang on i love this song **start singing to a song that's on or dance a bit, whatever it may be for the current song playing**
Them: hey...what was in her purse?
You: ...none of your damn business
END JOKE
now a lot of people will keep pestering you for the answer to what she was looking for, just always respond the same way...it's none of your damn business, i got somebody to rack their brain for what it might be for over 2 weeks, they really really wanted to know what was in her damn purse...and the thing is...they forgot that i don't go to parties...and there never was a girl looking for something in her purse in my car, and i wouldn't just leave with some random girl and leave my friends there...it works every time
