Osama is with Hitler now...in Atlantis

[Giantpanda602]

They're raising an army of evil Nazi dolphins. Hitler's body was never found, and Osama really just faked death so they'd put him in the water.


Admit it, that makes more sense than half the conspiracy theories out there.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I don't really think your theory holds much water.

 

[Amund]

....you are a scary man.

 

[Risingblade]

So you're saying in order to raise an army of Dolphins I should do something as bad as they did?...but to who?...Oh Canada~

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Hitler's body was never found because his suit selfdestructed after Blazkowicz killed him.

Duh.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

...Really?

Just really? I mean, he's dead. That's it. Life go on.

 

[Wierdguy]

You forgot the part where they worship Cthulu.

 

[Skorpyo]

No, no, NO!

It's the SQUIDS that are evil! The Allies employ the mind-control dolphins!

 

[KeyMaster45]

I'm going with that Osama was captured and shipped off to that island where 2Pak and Elvis continue to record records and help out with the recording process. I hear Emilia Earhart is the cook there and makes a mean Philly cheese-steak.

 

[LFC Scouser]

Shhhhhh be quite they can hear you

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I knew it... and they're being reinforced by George Washington's Evil Army of Schnauzers!!!

PREPARE FELLOW ESCAPISTS!!! PREPAAARE!!

 

[warhammerfrog]

so then the earthquakes in japan must be a plan by the whales to avenge their friends!!!!!!!

 

[Akkiko]

I don't really think your theory holds much water.

I sea what you did there.

 

[octafish]

Atlantis? The place they make the Cokedy-Cola?

 

[gabe12301]

*looks out window* *sees walking dolphins* *hides in corner*

 

[Risingblade]

So you're saying in order to raise an army of Dolphins I should do something as bad as they did?...but to who?...Oh Canada~

No one will think its bad then! *Ba-dum tish*

Argh! Foiled again! D:

 

[dslatch]

Just imagined Hitler and Osama swimming around to "Under the Sea"

 

[Gitty101]

I don't really think your theory holds much water.

You sir, win 1 internets.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Cool, is that what the next South Park episode is going to be about (the one after the episode premiering may 4th)? It honestly wouldn't surprise me, in fact I am hoping it will be something as crazy as this. Maybe you should send this idea to the creators, then they'll do the rest.