OUCH!

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I was reading through an old version on the darwin awards when i read this.
this is a true story based on medical reports men READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
one morning a doctor was summoned to the emergency room by the head nurse and was directed to patient who had refused to show a nurse his problem. the doctor came in and asked the man his problem the man did not reply instead he opend his trousers to show a bit of angry red, black and blue scrotal skin. He them proceeded to show his whole scrotem that had swolen to the size of a grape fruit.(the story goes on for a page but cut to the painful bit) after a week of treatment he opend up to the doctor how it happend. an unmarried loner he rarely lunched with his workmates. finding himself alone at noon he had begun the regular practice of nastebating by holdin his penis against the canvas drive belt of a large peice of machinery. One day as he approched orgasm he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. his scrotem suddenly became caught between the pulley and his was thrown ito the air landing a few feet away. Unaware that he had lost his left testis and too traumitized to feel much pain he stapled the wound closed and reumed work.
OUCH!
have you heard of anything more disgutingly painfull if so comment. this nearly made me puke the first time being a man.
 

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That certainly is disgusting.

I don't have anything to top that.
 

AvsJoe

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I remember reading about that guy elsewhere. I think it was Cracked.com. In fact I'm sure of it. Let me see if I can find the link...

Got it: http://www.cracked.com/article_17432_6-ridiculous-sex-myths-that-are-actually-true_p2.html
 

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11624436/

"A 29-year-old man heard a snap during sexual intercourse followed by immediate detumescence and a swelling of the penile basis and scrotum, due to a penile fracture."

Sounds quite painful. I'll bet the guys around here are crossing their legs and wiping water from their eyes about now.
 

Kpt._Rob

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Well, the one i always remember was the darwin award with the guy who shoved a lightbulb up his own ass, but it got stuck, so he tried to get it out with a coat hanger... which also got stuck. Then he tried to take a ride on his motorcycle, hoping the vibration would help shake it out or something... and finally going to the hospital.

It's probably not quite as bad, but it's gotta be pretty close.
 

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ummm WHY!?!?! Why would you do something like that? when did he just wake up and say "you know what? I wanna masturbate with a giant drive belt today!" lets have a moment of silence for humanity.