Out of Context Quotes

[Gordon_4]

"Close air support covers a multitude of sins"

 

[Thaluikhain]

"Close air support covers a multitude of sins"

Is that from Schlock Mercenary?

 

[Gordon_4]

Is that from Schlock Mercenary?

I believe so.

 

[Thaluikhain]

"Is our car a four wheel drive?"
"No, it's an all wheel drive."
"..."
"..."
"How many wheels have we got?"

 

[Zykon TheLich]

"Honestly, I don't think you could be trusted to use a dick responsibly"

"Oh, I would get arrested so quickly..."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I don't care how angry you are; you don't get to yell at me if you don't have a head."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"I don't care how angry you are; you don't get to yell at me if you don't have a head."

You've said this twice so now I'm curious what it's from.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

You've said this twice so now I'm curious what it's from.

Did I use it before? Dang. I said it to a friend while I was playing 7 Days to Die.

 

[Chimpzy]

What has five toes but is not your foot? My foot.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"We cannot blow up Robot Tokyo!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Oh, my nipples sing with the hymns of angels!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"If you pee during a game, then trees aren't around to hear you scream."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"If only baby-throwing was a sport. I would've been a professional. I would've made millions."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I'm joining the war on chemtrails, on the side of chemtrails."

 

[Gordon_4]

"Here's a survival tip: When everyone's lining up to make sacrifices... always get to the back of the queue."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Your dad is a 'man' and your mom is a 'woman,' right? I see, I see... That makes things even more suspicious."

-Attack of the Friday Monsters

 

[Xprimentyl]

"If you're a comedian, and you want to make a person laugh, you dress up a man as an old lady, and push him down some stairs. If you want to make a comedian laugh, use a real old lady."