overbearing mother

[the lapalminator]

so i came out to my mom, she hated the fact that im bi

i have never been sexually or even kissed either gender

she said that i dont know shit and that i am asexual

and i have this problem where i belive everything my mom says.

so how do i know im bi? do i really know jack fucking shit like the fucking moron that i am? or am i right for once?

help plz

 

[Fridge]

Well until you feel attraction to either sex you can't really know. But she's wrong to call you asexual... I mean I'm assuming your not completely nonsexual.

 

[Thunderhorse31]

Based on your writing, I can only assume you're 11 years old, and probably shouldn't be dabbling in sexual experimentation just yet.

Give it time. Soon you'll have hair where there was no hair before, you'll get acne from the raging hormones, and your penis will straighten out for one person or another. It's called an erection, and it's nothing to be ashamed of. When someone gives you one, then you'll figure out the answer to your questions.

The More You Know.TM

 

[Shock and Awe]

Uhm, how old are you? Because it doesn't sound like you know much about these kinds of things.

 

[the lapalminator]

Uhm, how old are you? Because it doesn't sound like you know much about these kinds of things.

im 16

 

[PettingZOOPONY]

As long as your not sexually attracted to your mother alls good.

 

[the lapalminator]

Based on your writing, I can only assume you're 11 years old, and probably shouldn't be dabbling in sexual experimentation just yet.

Give it time. Soon you'll have hair where there was no hair before, you'll get acne from the raging hormones, and your penis will straighten out for one person or another. It's called an erection, and it's nothing to be ashamed of. When someone gives you one, then you'll figure out the answer to your questions.

The More You Know.TM

way to troll douchebag

 

[Shock and Awe]

Uhm, how old are you? Because it doesn't sound like you know much about these kinds of things.

im 16

Well I suppose you can tell by whatever "interests" you. I suppose you only really know when you do something though.

 

[Judgement101]

so i came out to my mom, she hated the fact that im bi

i have never been sexually or even kissed either gender

she said that i dont know shit and that i am asexual

and i have this problem where i belive everything my mom says.

so how do i know im bi? do i really know jack fucking shit like the fucking moron that i am? or am i right for once?

help plz

Just be don't listen to what she is saying, if she said that then she is a really bad mother and you should drop kick her move out as soon as possible.

 

[Serenegoose]

ok, quick query or two.

Do you like boys?
Do you like girls?

If answer to both is yes, then grats, you're bi. If not, you're not.

Your mother does not, and cannot know what your sexuality is. Any input she has on the subject should be ignored utterly.

 

[MrHero17]

Have sex with one gender and then have sex with the other.

And if your 16 then wtf is with the "I don't think my mom can be wrong" crap?

 

[Jim From Accounting]

ok, quick query or two.

Do you like boys?
Do you like girls?

If answer to both is yes, then grats, you're bi. If not, you're not.

Your mother does not, and cannot know what your sexuality is. Any input she has on the subject should be ignored utterly.

Great answer, this padawan has devised. Learn it.

this padawan..great answer we has devised, learn it you should.

this is not the post you are looking for.

 

[the lapalminator]

Have sex with one gender and then have sex with the other.

And if your 16 then wtf is with the "I don't think my mom can be wrong" crap?

she has this powerful hold over me. frankly she scares teh shit outta me

 

[Dags90]

Have sex with one gender and then have sex with the other.

I think the "you won't know until you try" spiel is probably one of the reasons LGBT people have higher pregnancy rates. I would really advise against having sex until you know what you want. It's not like there isn't plenty of pornography on the internet to try first.

 

[AvsJoe]

ok, quick query or two.

Do you like boys?
Do you like girls?

If answer to both is yes, then grats, you're bi. If not, you're not.

Your mother does not, and cannot know what your sexuality is. Any input she has on the subject should be ignored utterly.

Great answer, this padawan has devised. Learn it.

this padawan..great answer we has devised, learn it you should.

this is not the post you are looking for.

It's not? Nooooooooooo...

 

[The Geek Lord]

im 16

... Don't take this the wrong way, but here I thought I was weird for a sixteen-year-old.

If your mother claims you're asexual, do me a favor and beat her with a human anatomy textbook. Humans are not asexual. We are sexual, that is why we have sex, for fuck's sake!.. Forgive the bad pun. Doesn't matter how weird you are, it is physically impossible for a human to (naturally) be asexual.

Your mother is a fucking moron. If she's not supporting you, her child, in your decisions in life, she doesn't deserve to have her ovaries.

I fucking hate it when parents think they know what's best for their child. Maybe this is my teenage angst speaking, but parents never seem to understand their children. Maybe some of them do, but most are too busy with their self-righteous bigotry to consider the possibility that maybe they're forcing their bullshit on their child a little too much.

(My parents stopped thinking they knew what's right for me when I chased my sister around with a metal baseball bat. Apparently I wasn't fucking around, I was serious.)

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Humans are not asexual. We are sexual, that is why we have sex, for fuck's sake!.. Forgive the bad pun. Doesn't matter how weird you are, it is physically impossible for a human to (naturally) be asexual.

Actually, you are wrong.

Asexuality in humans is the lack of any sexual desire or sexual preference. Not the incapability of sex. I know a few people who are asexual... Learn your shit.

 

[The Geek Lord]

Actually, you are wrong.

Asexuality in humans is the lack of any sexual desire or sexual preference. Not the incapability of sex. I know a few people who are asexual... Learn your shit.

Well, excuse me if my educational experience hasn't covered this kind of crap. Because it's totally my fault that I was in a shitty education system, moved to England for a worse education, and then moved back for the other shitty education, right?

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Actually, you are wrong.

Asexuality in humans is the lack of any sexual desire or sexual preference. Not the incapability of sex. I know a few people who are asexual... Learn your shit.

Well, excuse me if my educational experience hasn't covered this kind of crap. Because it's totally my fault that I was in a shitty education system, moved to England for a worse education, and then moved back for the other shitty education, right?

This is the Internet... Where a vast compendium of knowledge exists at your very fingertips. Don't blame your school system.

Also, I too am a product of the American school system. I didn't learn this in school either, I learned it myself.
You don't need to get upset or snappy with me. Geez, man.

 

[Bruin]

Humans are not asexual. We are sexual, that is why we have sex, for fuck's sake!.. Forgive the bad pun. Doesn't matter how weird you are, it is physically impossible for a human to (naturally) be asexual.

Actually, you are wrong.

Asexuality in humans is the lack of any sexual desire or sexual preference. Not the incapability of sex. I know a few people who are asexual... Learn your shit.

He said naturally.

Is it natural to have your brain malfunction and forget to signal to you that your opposite sex is attractive to you?

I don't believe so.

His post could be read two ways as well, I'm thinking he meant the way I interpreted it.