"Overly Sexual" STD Shooter Privates Wins BAFTA

[ShindoL Shill]

What the hell did I just watch...

I think a "That's what she said..." joke is in there.

no there isnt.
if there was, i'd be all up in that *****.

OT: yeah... i'm going to agree withe the paranoid guy.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

In all honestly, I believe that would be the most effective way to teach sex ed. Why the fuck couldn't that be in my school!!!

 

[Combustion Kevin]

What the hell did I just watch...

I...I think we just got laid.

we did?

virginity is underrated.

 

[Frost27]

I am almost scared to think of what form DLC for this would take...

Or a sequel? Oh God...

Privates II: Dark Side of the Moon

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

.......

I....don't know if I should be laughing at some of the dialog or not...I'm so confused...

However, YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME, I'M AIDS!!

 

[Casual Shinji]

"You can't shoot me; I'm aids."

... I'm so fucking bummed out I'll never be able to use this in a conversation.

 

[Phlakes]

"Look! A massive vagina!"

I want this game. I wish schools could use it for sex ed.

 

[Jamous]

I do believe this is wonderful. And possibly quite informative. Either way; I'm getting it.

 

[Something Amyss]

Wow.

Well, that's certainly one way to get kids/teens interested in sexual health, if it actually is educational anyway.
It's just a shame that no school will agree to use it.

Indeed, because that would be the best school ever. >.>

 

[Blind Sight]

Why did I suddenly picture the Catholic school teacher who taught me sex education having a stroke?

Definitely not the double meaning I wanted to picture tonight...

Could've been worse. My grandfather was taught about sex by a nun.

Sweet dreams haha.

 

[Yeager942]

EDIT: It's free!

 

[willsham45]

I heard about this when it was banned, then i played it. It was fun and the infomation was solid, putting an interesting spin on learning.

Would recommend giving it a try, its silly as hell, fun for the most part and it may teach you something...and its free so try it out.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Raise your hands if you went looking for this game immediately after seeing this.

 

[CleverCover]

Why did I suddenly picture the Catholic school teacher who taught me sex education having a stroke?

Definitely not the double meaning I wanted to picture tonight...

And now I need brain bleach. Thanks for that one...

OT: I admit, I might have paid more attention in health class if this was in the curriculum.

 

[SteewpidZombie]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll take 10 copies! HAHAHAHAHA This game looks hilarious.

 

[Raso719]

I need to certainly look into this game.

I also still find it both funny and sad that we can have games with gruesome murder, city scale genocide, chainsaw decapitations and even games that glorify wide spread state sponsored murder (ie: war) but the second you whip it out even if you're trying to insert some tangential learning into the mix then you're black listed and your game is officially too inappropriate for the masses and needs to be barred from sale.

 

[MammothBlade]

I came

I saw

I got Chlamydia, AIDS, and Syphilis from just watching the damn thing...

Sign me up.

 

[Aprilgold]

Would this qualify as a Pubic Service Announcement?

As strange as it is. Yes, yes this would because your learning about how to be safe with sex.

I.. Uh.. This...

Why do I not own this yet?!

Take my money, all of it! I need this game inside me...

I'm right there with yo.

very own game console!!

*Stares at Privates* YOU SLUTS!

 

[theheroofaction]

Uhhmmm.

I can certainly tell what this is.

I can't however, decide if it's awesome or gross.... Maybe it's a bit of both.

 

[jawakiller]

...

Oh. my. god. What did I just watch? My eyes, they...

I'm not sure what just happened.

Why the fuck were we not taught about sex like that?