Own A (Literally) Space Age Playboy Pic

[Darth_Dude]

... God I hope they laminated that... or at least went at it with a wet wipe and a prayer.

Zero-gravity sex, or rather masturbation, I wonder how that works...

I'm sure there's a movie online somewhere that will show you. I'll leave the searching up to you.

Apparently you can't enough blood pressure to get an erection in space...NOOOOOOOOOOOO THERES NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO ANYMORE!!!!!! LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!!!

Nah I kid, but I'm sure someone will invent something to fix that.

 

[Paksenarrion]

"There is no cask of Amontillado."

Oh, well...could you let me out of this brick tomb, then? It's starting to be less funny the more sober I get...

 

[Harkonnen64]

SPACE. PORN. MUST. HAVE IT. MUST. COMPLETE. COLLECTION...

 

[Harkonnen64]

Double Post.

 

[Hithlain]

... God I hope they laminated that... or at least went at it with a wet wipe and a prayer.

Zero-gravity sex, or rather masturbation, I wonder how that works...

I'm sure there's a movie online somewhere that will show you. I'll leave the searching up to you.

Apparently you can't enough blood pressure to get an erection in space...NOOOOOOOOOOOO THERES NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO ANYMORE!!!!!! LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!!!

Nah I kid, but I'm sure someone will invent something to fix that.

That's one reason it's great to be a woman.

Heh. Heh heh.

 

[vansau]

The winner of this particular auction will also receive a signed photo from Lind herself reading, "Pete and Al left me with a great Dick in lunar orbit!" For those of you unfamiliar with the Apollo 12 mission, Richard Gordon was the pilot who stayed behind while Conrad and Bean went down to the moon.

That signed photo better not be a recent topless image. As long as it's not we're cool.

As far as pranks go this is a nice one. "Here, a naked gorgeous woman" makes a far better surprise than "Tee hee. That's right, I filled your toilet with live scorpions." or "There is no cask of Amontillado."

You give me hope for humanity, just by making an Edgar Allen Poe reference.

 

[Lucifer dern]

thats one small wank towards

... God I hope they laminated that... or at least went at it with a wet wipe and a prayer.

Zero-gravity sex, or rather masturbation, I wonder how that works...

I'm sure there's a movie online somewhere that will show you. I'll leave the searching up to you.

Apparently you can't enough blood pressure to get an erection in space...NOOOOOOOOOOOO THERES NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO ANYMORE!!!!!! LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!!!

Nah I kid, but I'm sure someone will invent something to fix that.

I will invent it
it will be one small step for mankind
but one massive hard on for space men.

 

[Nouw]

That is a scary picture, reminds me of the Uncanny Valley with the haunting eyes. She just isn't my type... and I'm not even picky! She's like a blown up teddy-bear woman that had a tan from Canada!

Anyway, a rather strange piece of memorabilia, I hope it's laminated >.>

 

[13lackfriday]

... God I hope they laminated that... or at least went at it with a wet wipe and a prayer.

You know, they couldn't have jacked off anyhow. You can't build up enough blood pressure in space to get an erection. Seriously, look it up.

Why intergalactic space travel will utimately fail.

 

[HentMas]

... God I hope they laminated that... or at least went at it with a wet wipe and a prayer.

You know, they couldn't have jacked off anyhow. You can't build up enough blood pressure in space to get an erection. Seriously, look it up.

my dear friend, you may be unaware that one does not need to be "Stiff" to jack off, neither to ejaculate

seriously, look it up.

"hey guys, why are the controlls so sticky???"

thats what came to mind after reading the story.

 

[Fuselage]

In Space, No-one can hear you moan.....

 

[Darth_Dude]

... God I hope they laminated that... or at least went at it with a wet wipe and a prayer.

Zero-gravity sex, or rather masturbation, I wonder how that works...

I'm sure there's a movie online somewhere that will show you. I'll leave the searching up to you.

Apparently you can't enough blood pressure to get an erection in space...NOOOOOOOOOOOO THERES NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO ANYMORE!!!!!! LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!!!

Nah I kid, but I'm sure someone will invent something to fix that.

That's one reason it's great to be a woman.

Heh. Heh heh.

I'm sure the porn industry will pick up on that

 

[Darth_Dude]

thats one small wank towards

... God I hope they laminated that... or at least went at it with a wet wipe and a prayer.

Zero-gravity sex, or rather masturbation, I wonder how that works...

I'm sure there's a movie online somewhere that will show you. I'll leave the searching up to you.

Apparently you can't enough blood pressure to get an erection in space...NOOOOOOOOOOOO THERES NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO ANYMORE!!!!!! LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!!!

Nah I kid, but I'm sure someone will invent something to fix that.

I will invent it
it will be one small step for mankind
but one massive hard on for space men.

You sir, are a genuis. I was literally laughing out loud for like 3 minutes when I read that, good one

 

[Mechsoap]

... God I hope they laminated that... or at least went at it with a wet wipe and a prayer.

Zero-gravity sex, or rather masturbation, I wonder how that works...

It doesn't work, blood has issues reaching your wang in zero gravity...

 

[Snowalker]

... God I hope they laminated that... or at least went at it with a wet wipe and a prayer.

You know, they couldn't have jacked off anyhow. You can't build up enough blood pressure in space to get an erection. Seriously, look it up.

my dear friend, you may be unaware that one does not need to be "Stiff" to jack off, neither to ejaculate

seriously, look it up.

"hey guys, why are the controlls so sticky???"

thats what came to mind after reading the story.

Nope, didn't know that, oh well.

 

[gains]

Dang, that is some 60's hair.