P. Diddy getting sued for...

[Flying Dagger]

Am I the only one cynical enough to wonder if P.Diddy has an album coming out or something?

Pay a woman to make a fool of herself, the scandal creates its own form of advertising.

 

[Jatyu]

Daaaam. But seriously What diddn't Diddy Do?

Also this is completely retarded.

 

[biGBum333]

ahh yes this! i heard about this a couple days ago. funniest shit ever!

 

[Amphoteric]

Batshit crazy woman...


Also yay for 1024 posts.
Such a nice number in binary

 

[automatron]

I really wanna hear how this thing turns out.
If she wins, good on her.
Yes she's a fucking idiot but maybe she thinks the justice system is screwed up enough to get something here.
If she gets the money, it doesn't matter what people say, shes a fucking BILLIONARE!!!

 

[Jamash]

Isn't this slander?

She's publicly and officially accusing P.Diddy of date rape, terrorism, child abuse and raping her children amongst other things.

If Diddy didn't do the things she said Diddy did, could Diddy counter-sue?

 

[CakeDragon]

Wow. Just... Just wow.

How can anyone even begin to consider this as real? Why would anyone think they could get away with asking for $900 bn for child support? How would nobody have noticed these "sexual abuse and child crippling" incidents? How could P Diddy knock down the World Trade Centre!?

The mind boggles.

 

[awesomeClaw]

What...

I don´t even...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oep4mRpmrkQ&feature=related

That describes my feeling perfectly.

 

[Scout Tactical]

Isn't this slander?

She's publicly and officially accusing P.Diddy of date rape, terrorism, child abuse and raping her children amongst other things.

If Diddy didn't do the things she said Diddy did, could Diddy counter-sue?

It's probably not worth his time, or the bad press of suing an obviously mentally handicapped woman.



I expected this to be a parody article. I'm slightly more disappointed with humanity now. Not for the moron suing, but because lawyers agreed to take the case.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

OHMYGODOHMYGOD

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

HAHAHAHAHA

Okay, Caps Lock off for the rest of the post.

I love how she said "100zillion", and how the American lottery never gave out '100zillion' or 100 billion. The most ever advertised was around 300 million, and the highest ever given out is around 250 million.

***** be trollin'.

 

[elvor0]

Damn you hip hop! I knew it were to blame!

 

[Lawyer105]

I'm amazed that this is even going to court.... unless the ultimate intention is to smash her down for perjury or whatever. I hope she goes to JAIL for this!

Of course... I don't like P Diddy either, so whoever loses, ima gonna laugh!

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

I'm seconding the...

...and even have to repeat it if ANY judge even takes this batshit insane woman seriously.

Which...to be honest, I AM afraid of, since we had that one judge who allowed a woman to SUCCESSFULLY sue McDonalds because she spilled hot coffee on herself.

 

[Luk3us]

She deserves an internet! ^_^

 

[NeedAUserName]

I always knew there was something wrong with Diddy, now I realize what it is. Hes a wife beating, child raping terrorist. It all makes sense!

 

[Lawyer105]

She deserves an internet! ^_^

All your internets are belong to us....... it's over 900 billion!

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

Do people really go to websites like that? Please tell me they don't, I wanted to shoot myself after reading that shit.

 

[SpAc3man]

Only in America! Where crazy people can file even crazier lawsuits!

Oh the hilarity. I hope the FBI are looking hard into the case. Will be a big drug bust if they crack this one because that woman is high as a kite no doubt.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Am I the only one cynical enough to wonder if P.Diddy has an album coming out or something?

Pay a woman to make a fool of herself, the scandal creates its own form of advertising.

I think he did just come out with one, if Rolling Stone is to be believed. Apparently it isn't very good and no one is buying it though.

Rolling Stone needs to review more metal though. They have more industrial-blues-influenced-indie-folk-funky-dance-pop reviews than I knew existed, but they haven't reviewed a metal album since August. Fucking August. And the Sword is good, but barely metal.

/rant

 

[Booze Zombie]

Shouldn't this claim be dismissed on grounds of insanity?