Paranoia

[Safe in the Dark]

You get a papercut and bleedout

Playing Deus Ex

 

[kannibus]

You buy Invisible War, try it and puke up blood.

Caught shopping for gender inappropriate underwear.

 

[Scde2]

Well, my parents now know I'm gay.

Making a pizza.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

The pizza tastes like dog crap....and then explodes

Studying interior design

 

[Scde2]

This again

Well, my parents now know I'm gay.

Writing a book.

 

[bgg1996]

Nobody likes it, the publisher is a scammer and he stole your credit card number, and you cannot get anybody to listen to you. Then you turn gay and die.

Having a malfunctioning (its better now) "e" key.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

You can't use anything in Half life and it drives you mad.

Getting laser torpedoed by an imperial walker.

 

[Scde2]

You're raped by it.

Giving someone sad a hug.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

You become sad yourself.

Posting a post in which the guy above me doesn't get eaten.

 

[Scde2]

He eats himself.

Creating a thread.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

You get eaten by all the threads you created recently.

Wondering what thread you created this time.

 

[Shanaar]

And forget the password to your account and your email.

Learning how to fly.

 

[Zirat]

You fly too high and die due to lack air

I wish I won The Game

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Your wish gets ignored because you didn't make a worthy offering.

Doing THAT thing.

 

[Scde2]

But it turns out to be THIS thing.

Fixing the Death Star.

 

[squidbuddy99]

Forget to cover super-important self destruct hole. All die.

Sit in a chair.

 

[Scde2]

It rapes you.

Writing a novel.

 

[Venom 3135]

it doesn't get published and you cry

killing an fbi agent