Parent-less for 2 weeks

[Irridium]

I'll try, but there aren't any bears here in Australia (no, koalas do not count) so that might involve infiltrating a zoo. Even more manly.

Then go assult a lions den.

 

[humpingmonkey]

Throw down and have a rager brah.
Bring some natty and make sure you listen to some jack johnson.

 

[Duskwaith]

Stroll around naked for 2 weeks? and throw the occasional toga party with plenty of the afermentioned bear fighting.

 

[ThreeWords]

I suggest an orgy.

If you're too young or prude for that, then I suggest a clothed orgy. Much more respectable, if a bit more difficult.

Post your adress, and we'll come over to LAN.

I suggest a combination of these opinions.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Have a 2 week naked, bear fighting party?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I would quote the guy who said the thing about the bear with the night vision goggles, but he's going to come back and have 50 unread messages in his inbox all for the same message.

You should have a LAN party, man. A BYOB LAN party with Starcraft and Gears and Counter Strike. That would be a whole lot of fun. Plus you could sell Bawls.

 

[UAProxy]

Spend all of the money reserved for groceries on expensive brand-name clothes and get into a dramatic fight with your brother involving airsoft guns. Trash the house as a result.

Cookie if anyone gets the reference.

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

On a purely practical note, learn to cook quickly. On a less practical note, I second the crocodile fighting. Tinfoiling everything is good too. However, a far better prank is to put clingfilm over a doorway, so that it is almost invisible. A parent walks into it and... works well on friends too.

 

[Vorpals]

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

I suggest an orgy.

If you're too young or prude for that, then I suggest a clothed orgy. Much more respectable, if a bit more difficult.

On a purely practical note, learn to cook quickly.

Play tetris with the furniture.

All of these work, in my opinion.

 

[wewontdie11]

Have a party. Not just any party, call this guy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2EDtxEumFI] and get him to organise one for you.

 

[Shycte]

Ever seen the movie Risky Buisness?

Use that as a instruction manual.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Have a bear fight and which ever wins have an orgy on it's back
Also the first to finish has to fight the bear
Oh and get some mates round and play ridiculously loud

 

[Kriptonite]

Perhaps just relax for 1 1/2 weeks? It's nice not having parents breathing down your neck, constantly..

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Light everything on fire and roast marshmallows. Or have an orgy.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Firstly, I would simply bathe in the relaxness of 2 parentless weeks, turn on music really loud, stuff like that.

Second, I'd spend a great deal of time gathering information about migration to Australia. I don't want my parents to know about my plans, they'll know about them everything is set and I'm pretty much ready to go (which would still take about a year or so from now). I'd write letters, make lots of calls, travel to the embassy for information, anything. No parents in the house would be a delightful opportunity.

Last but not least, I'd take the opportunity to learn to iron, use the washing machine, the dish washer, anything, so I'm better prepared on living on my own.

So no, I wouldn't throw crazy parties or anything like that. I sound dull now, don't I?

 

[Spacelord]

Post your adress, and we'll come over to LAN.

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

May I suggest some kind of combination of these two brilliant suggestions?

 

[JanatUrlich]

lol last time I was left home alone for a week, I set fire to the bathtub XD

 

[johnman]

I had a two weeker to myself in the holidays. I had a big as party and also ran what I like to call an "Open house" where friends can just drop by and chill.I had lots of beer and food, paid for in part by my friends in return for letting them crash.
I also made a short video so I could learn how to edit ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtte8w8_Q-4 )which was a lot of fun and generally just had a great time.

lol last time I was left home alone for a week, I set fire to the bathtub XD

I want to meet you to tell you how awesome that statement is

 

[historybuff]

If it was me looking after my parents' house, I'd just bring the 360 into the living room and play it on their 38" TV for a couple of weeks.

I'm so embarassed to say that I, in fact, already do this.

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

I'll try, but there aren't any bears here in Australia (no, koalas do not count) so that might involve infiltrating a zoo. Even more manly.

What about the dropbears?! Go get one of those!

 

[Chicago Ted]

Why is it that every post here somehow reminds me of 4chan?

Anyways, my suggestion would be to have a party, have a good time, do what you like, and change the locks...