Parent-less for 2 weeks

[CrazyGirl17]

One word: PARTY! (Maybe even a toga party! TOGA! TOGA!)

..Sorry. But really, a party's the only way to go, but you'll have to clean up after you're done so your folks don't get suspicious.

 

[Julianking93]

I suggest an orgy.

If you're too young or prude for that, then I suggest a clothed orgy. Much more respectable, if a bit more difficult.

Yes, an orgy would be in order.

 

[Saboonatic]

Turn the house into a giant bong...

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Wrap EVERYTHING in tinfoil just before your parents get back
EDIT: or turn everything in the house upside down this one works better for the wtf value cos a bed sitting on its mattress and sheets is strangely disturbing

Better yet, bolt it all to the celieng.

 

[Acidwell]

Wrap EVERYTHING in tinfoil just before your parents get back
EDIT: or turn everything in the house upside down this one works better for the wtf value cos a bed sitting on its mattress and sheets is strangely disturbing

Better yet, bolt it all to the celieng.

That does look good but then you've got loads of holes in the ceiling and my god your parents would be pissed

 

[infinisynth]

And as expected nobody mentions anything about females. Geeze kids

 

[Darkmark44]

Turn the house into a giant bong...

Fucking yes!!

That and start an orgy throughout the entire house.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Saran wrap all of the doorways. Glue all of the containers in the refrigerator to the refrigerator. Duct tape your brother to a wall. Replace everything with styrafoam imitations. Put a Darth Vader cutout in your parents closet. Put fake blood around and knock over the furniture and get some of those fake bullethole stickers and make it look like a brutal murder took place. Drywall a door shut. Use your imagination.

 

[jboking]

You guys are just not creative enough how about a 3 way cage match with a flameing aligator and a bear in the dark while having clothed orgys around the ring and the winner gets to fuck your girlfreind (god you better hope the bear doesnt win) while sky diveing onto the top of your house where you will play a lan party game with naked women with the women teaching you how too cook TRUELY this shall be the best two weeks of your life

"NOTE" If you fail to find this funny read the rest of the comments please feel free to tell me the ones i missed

I was going to try and post something awesome, but no matter what I come up with, it will pale in comparison to this suggestion. So take his advice and go for it.(You can replace the bear with a kangaroo if you must).

 

[Jaranja]

Party. Is there any other option?

Or you could, you know, do something manly. Like this:

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

If you want manly. Get some hookers to attach themselves to you while you lift weights for a week. Then buy guns and... just go wild really. THEN buy a bear and fight it.

oh and, do it all while watching porn.

 

[Satin6T]

sit at home and waste it playing video games and drinking, lots of drinking

oh and probally girls
or if your into dudes, whatever you want dude I don't judge

 

[T5seconds]

I've never quite agreed with parents who just go off on vacations and leave their kids behind for large periods of time. I find it rather irresponsible of them, and equally funny when they come back and one of their kids has been hurt or killed in some fashion that wouldn't have happened had they been there. What puts the icing on the cake is when they're all "We just don't understand how this could have happend!?"

I suppose though its an issue of trust, if your parents believe they can leave you at home for 2 weeks and not come home to a pile of ashes; more power to you that you've earned that kind of confidence in them. I would highly advise that do your best not destroy that confidence by doing something stupid.

I still say my idea was the best...

 

[Ironpanda]

4 words PANTS-OFF DANCE-OFF

 

[Biosophilogical]

Play tetris with the furniture.

But my friends, what about the heavier peices of furniture like the Bookshelf. The nly way I can think of is to arrange it horizontally to cover the entire floorspace.... You sire are much more intelligent than you appear.

OT: Well you could go on a baking spree using up all of their food-stuffs in a made experimental cooking jamboree!!! Yes I would totally do that because I love to cook!!!

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I am so tempted to say 'Pornography' but I wont. I am in fact going to say rearrange all the furniture in the house so when they get back, they wont know where anything is.

yes.



as for me, i used the opportunity to have lots of sex that i couldnt have when people were home. it was a good week

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Get hammered beyond belief and wake up two weeks later. Trust me, it is awesome.
Or a bear orgy with kangaroo boxing.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

You are an 18/19 year old Australian home alone for 2 weeks. The only option here is alcohol and lots of it. Everything else is just a result of alcohol consumption and therefore means nothing. If you're into footy (and if you're not why do you live in melbourne?) then I would also suggest some kind of Preliminary Final party this weekend followed by a grand final piss-up next weekend. It doesn't matter that you're team hasn't made it.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Make a party. However, don't make it Open house. You'll get in trouble. Because half the things will be missing or destroyed...

 

[appleblush]

Clean the house twice a week, organize your room, and make a nice dinner for them when they come home.

Because then they might not notice if you throw a wild party. Or rather, they WILL notice, but they won't care because they have a clean house and an already prepared dinner.

 

[Midniqht]

Whatever you do, make sure there's alcohol involved...
just don't break shit - there's no really good way to cover that up