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I was recently told by a friend about Pastafarianism, which is a religion whose followers worship the Flying Spaggetti Monster, yes it all sounds mental at first but after you look it up on Wikipedia you will fall in love with it as quickly before you can recite the Gospel of the Flying Spaggetti Monster.

Anyway the reason I posted this Thread was because I would like to know more about this fantastic religion as I'm a Spagnostic but I'm very pasta-curious. If you know more please explain on this thread, and if you are one I would love to know what it entails.

[edit] Also, I know you've been very helpful already, but how would I go about becoming a Pastafarian, is there a special book I need, a special food I should eat, church I must be Pastafarianised in
 
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jigilojoe said:
I was recently told by a friend about Pastafarianism, which is a religion whose followers worship the Flying Spaggetti Monster, yes it all sounds mental at first but after you look it up on Wikipedia you will fall in love with it as quickly before you can recite the Gospel of the Flying Spaggetti Monster.

Anyway the reason I posted this Thread was because I would like to know more about this fantastic religion as I'm a Spagnostic but I'm very pasta-curious. If you know more please explain on this thread, and if you are one I would love to know what it entails.
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Oh, don't worry, the only true religion is Jedi. (waves hand) Pastafarianism is not the religion you're looking for...
 
Sir Ollie

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I like the idea of their heaven

The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains a beer volcano and a stripper factory
 
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I don't know much about this religion. but I did hear about the Church of Tetris. where you try to spread the glory of tetris or be crushed by falling blocks from on high. (Found out about it in the Guinneas Book of Video Game Records)
 
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Ollie596 said:
I like the idea of their heaven

The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses that it contains a beer volcano and a stripper factory
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So does Coruscant. They're called the Jedi Temple and the Galactic Senate respectively. (see earlier post) :D
 
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I recentl became a pastafarian.
Yes we celebrate talk like a pirate day as every decent human should.
We also believe pirates are without a doubt, the most divine, glorious beings ever to walk the face of the earth. We are also the chosen people since we decended from these divine beings and are protected by the Fllying Spaghetti Monsters all reachinfg tentacles/noodles. We do not like to be affiliated with todays run of the mill pirates since all they do is steal and complain and have sex with eachother. They have lost the love and joy that pirates represented so long ago. there is current debate as to whether or not Pirates of the Caribbean should be held as holy scripture or historic fact. We are recruitng and converting like crazy in order to stop global warming. We figure every 100 people we convert is equal to 1 degree cooler.
EDIT: we do not have dogma so nothing is written in stone, Also, we invite you to join us on our official holiday called HOLIDAY, it is celbrated around chirstmas time and ends around christmas time. Umm for more info, be sure to check out your local FSM gospel.
 
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Heres our guidelines:
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go fuck yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches. ( I personnaly avoid spaghetti, cause ya never know)
I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
Ending poverty
Curing diseases
Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
 
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jigilojoe said:
darksusano said:
We had a thread like this yesterday. look it up XP
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Sorry, I literally only just got an account today.
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It's ok, but now you have had an interesting lesson in the use of the search button!
I think it has 100+ posts in it.
 
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I stumbled upon it once,

Makes no sense whatsoever...why waste time on that????
 
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