Peach and Bowser.

[YukoValis]

(foreword: yes I know mario 2 isn't the official game, but it's what we got, so it's what I go by!)

Isn't it obvious now, after so long... Peach LOVES bowser. Think about it..

She sent Mario to the wrong castle over and over, had him sent to some place alone to get trapped in a deep sleep, and when Mario awakes, peach is long gone while bowser suddenly has 7 kids.

Now she easily gets kidnaped every chance she gets. Do you honestly think she would take a fat italian plumber over a beast of a man bowser, ruler of his own kingdom?

She probably secretly hates Mario for trying to take her away from bowser at the request of her father the king. I say, let her be with Bowser!

 

[Harlemura]

She wants Mario to come and save her... because she hates him and doesn't want to be saved...
I see no logical issues here.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

not a lot of potential for discussion here but, I don't think she hates Mario like that. If anything it's a swing relationship. For all we know, Peach and Bowser have a very dedicated bondage/ DID fetish which Mario enables. He may be fat but Mario is a fun guy. When they aren't role playing and getting Mario some exercise [because smashing mushrooms and jumping over holes is a bit extraneous], Mario regularly goes go-karting, bowling, baseballing, basketballing, footballing, dancing and playing Tennis not only with Bowser and Peach but, with Bowser's friends as well.

 

[Julianking93]

Well if the excessive amounts of Peach/Bowser porn I've seen unwillingly is any indication, yeah, she fucking loves him.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I am still working on my mario bros a a counter terrorest corp. Explaintion of the universe, but I think peach is not inlove with bowser but simply wants to have mario proove himself again and again to make sure if they ever do marry he woiuld make a good king to the mushroom kingdom.

 

[CakeDragon]

Bowser is awesome, possibly my favourite Mario character. I would definitely not be complaining if Bowser was secretly the good guy all along and Mario was the bad guy. Man, just think how screwed over that'd become if it were true...

 

[rokkolpo]

She wants Mario to come and save her... because she hates him and doesn't want to be saved...
I see no logical issues here.

peach is a sadistic *****.
she wants mario to get killed.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

On a side note, never google "Peach and Bowser".

Never.