Peanut allergies are worse than AIDS

thiosk

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Hooray for twitter. Now we get to read the bile that passes for the intellectual thoughts of every twit on the planet.
 

zehydra

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Uh, it's the internet.

There's an endless list of things that are outrageous and insulting, and many of them are intentional (though a surprising small amount in comparison)
 

RamirezDoEverything

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I have never been this enraged before.

I hate this world, she ought to be hung.

No, I'm not kidding, people like this created the society that we live in today, too damn overprotective of EVERYTHING.
 

Arehexes

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Kevon Huggins said:
She is a
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/3/27/129141918996955509.jpg
You know its
fake right
fake or not I love your photo. I can't resist myself with anything dealing with pokemon ruby/sapphire/emarld. But she is a moron, and she sounds like she will be beating up.
 

kebab4you

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Is "um, Yeah hi" her catchphrase?

And yeah she seems most likely just to be a troll.

Also this must been the best tweet I found on there: "Surprised all you gamers were able to press 'pause' long enough to reply to my tweets so many times. Happy to finally talk to a girl?"
 

scorptatious

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"Video Games are toys with no artistic or intellectual merit whatsoever. Grow up."

Says the woman who believes that just because she went to college, people should pump her gas for her.

"Just saw a man with one arm use the handicapped space at Whole Foods. Um yeah, hi, your legs work fine."

Because people who only have arm can do EVERYTHING people with two arms can. Unless the man she's talking about happens to be Edward Elric.

"In many ways peanut and tree nut allergies are far more serious than AIDS."

I don't know too much about AIDS, but I'd imagine it's not nearly as treatable as having allergies to fucking nuts.

"Unlike nut allergies, dairy allergies are really blown out of proportion by over protective mothers."

Now this woman is starting to sound like Chris Chan, an autistic who has an unnatural hatred towards people with asperger's syndrome.
 

Macgyvercas

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In regard to the "video games have no merit", I present you with Professor Layton. In regards to developmentally disabled, I present Robin Williams.

And I'm adding her to my List.

EDIT: Read through some of the tweets. I must say, her using the terms "Um", "yeah", and "hi" all the time make her sound like one of those overly annoying teen girls you hear about in high school horror stories.
 

zelda2fanboy

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There are stupid annoying people on the internet?! Well, I never!

EDIT: Yeah, I'm 90 percent sure this is a troll / performance artist / twitter joke. Some of this stuff is gold. Even if it's not "fake," it's still hilarious that someone would have those thoughts and go that far out of her way to share them with the world.
 

Terminate421

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What I am surprised about is that she didn't pick on Furries or people at Comic-Con.

I didn't want her too, considering how she's almost as bad as the WBC.
 

Gasaraki

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God, just the way she talks is annoying. Um, yeah. Hi. Diversify your vocabulary you inane shrew.
 

stabnex

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Trololololol?

OT: Seriously, she's a troll. Pay her no mind and if she isn't, she'll end up in hell where she belongs.
 

Mikeyfell

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"The Diary of Anne Frank" is on Caleb's summer reading list. Isn't that a tad cliche? Why don't teachers encourage more 'Fantasy'?
Followed by

Caleb's sleepover friends want to watch wrestling tonight. Don't they know it's fake?!


I mean it's fake, right?


Why even bother watching a show if you know it's all fake?
The term "Full of shit" comes to mind

This is just sad. But I'm still reading them. I don't know what's worse the fact that I think this is entertaining or the fact that she seriously thinks those things.

Case in point
It's a good rule of thumb to double check Wikipedia before sending an informational tweet.
these are fucking hilarious "18 year old gamers are developmentally disabled" and "every home should have at least 2 kinnects" holy shit.

Hold the phone (Yes I've been reading these for over half an hour)
Drafting a petition to have the lyric 'Peanuts and Cracker Jack' omitted from 'Take me out to the ballgame'. Very insensitive.
This is a troll. No two ways about it.
It doesn't matter I can still laugh at trolls. I lol'd hard.
 

justnotcricket

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"Unlike nut allergies, dairy allergies are really blown out of proportion by over protective mothers."

Aside from all the other silliness, the sheer hypocrisy in this statement actually made me genuinely laugh. =S