Oh, please. Allow me to respond to these in order, because it's just so damn funny.
{1} There's about a 60 million people from community colleges who would like to speak to you. They have torches and pitchforks.
{2} Because gay people certainly don't have enough trouble as is, what with such intolerant bitches talkin'.
{3} Obviously, the United States does not agree. I hope you enjoy your pity party with Jack Thompson.
{4} I think tweeting about this crap all day has quadruple the effect on the user.
{5} Your parents took you to Woodstock as a child, didn't they? Bad trip much?
{6} Research fail. There are many restaurants who accommodate people who can't handle peanuts.
{7} Welcome to the recession. That notion may not be economically viable. Pump your own gas, lazy ass.
{8} By law, a handicap is a handicap. Doing things minus any limb is highly difficult, LIKE DRIVING.
{9} News flash: No it isn't. Maybe you and Canada think so, but both of you are wrong. Move on. And move to Canada.
{10} Oh, fuck off.
{11} My sister has peanut allergies. I think she can safely say that it still beats dying.
{12} Accidents will happen, and it is a fact that certain medical procedures use this to build up immunities.
{13} Look, you're just mad because you can't have a peanut butter sandwich, and you're attacking those who CAN...but can't wash it down with a glass of milk! Get off our backs, woman! Some of us want to have milk and cookies here!
In conclusion, I should like to pay for a chorus of singers who will sing an edited version of "Kyle's Mom Is A *****" from South Park in her name. I am not interested in her activity on twitter, though, as she is clearly a twit herself.