Penny Arcade Explains the Secret Life of Tekken's Kangaroo

[Aardvark]

Here's why you'd want an army of kangaroos. Because the only people who can take on kangaroos are Australians. And not all of us, just the big, gruff, hairy ones, the ones who live out beyond the black stump, who's livelihood involves herding livestock, poisoning rabbits and punching kangaroos. There's not many of those guys left. Their kids all moved to the cities and turned soft. You genetically engineer up an army of kangaroos and you'll be nigh on unstoppable... until you try to take over the vast, desolate stretches of the Outback.

 

[GloatingSwine]

until you try to take over the vast, desolate stretches of the Outback.

But no-one would want the vast, desolate stretches of the Outback.

Unless they really, really liked sheep. If you know what I mean.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

What? No love for Alex, the boxing velociraptor?

 

[NeutralDrow]

Hey, I just realized. The kangaroo in that picture has a joey. It's Roger's wife (and Roger Jr.).

I'm perfectly willing to assume that she kicks ass.

 

[fletch_talon]

It's a kangaroo. Why the hell does it need a backstory?

Is he...fighting a fighter jet in that picture?

... Falcon Punch?

Roger Ram Jet!

Why has this post gone unacknowledged?
If I had internets to give sir, I would give them all to you.

 

[Brickcups]

This is just too many counts of awesome! Now if they'd just revamp the old school "Gon" comics seeing as how there may be a movie in the works..

 

[TheEnglishman]

That sounds brilliant, Roger was always my favourite when I was younger for the simple reason it was hilarious for a trained warrior to get taken down by a kangaroo with boxing gloves.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Penny Arcade: Fixing the tragic lack of Kangaroos in boxing gloves on the internet one page at a time.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

that's pretty funny, they always seem to get some weerd and wonderful side projects to do for video games

 

[ObsidianJones_v1legacy]

It's probably around now that someone should mention that Roger was part of a program to weaponize animals.

And if you think that's stupid, click [http://www.spawar.navy.mil/sandiego/technology/mammals/] and be saddened.

 

[SimpleChimp]

Remember Brian? He tore a tank in half with his bare hands and snake skin pants.

Compaired to that a super boxing kangaroo can fight as many jets as he wants.

That and i love the second page "I thought i was being very clear"

But we all heard kangaroos. . .

 

[Lenriak]

Its all lies, Namco are just fans of the Streets Of Rage series and decided to steal one of their characters.