Pentagon Considering "Virtual Parents" For Military Kids

[IrrelevantTangent]

Guys, don't you understand? Creating virtual parents is the beginning of the end. Eventually they will grow and become more complex, eventually becoming self-aware. And then they'll overthrow their human masters and seize control of the world, along with their hordes of brainwashed army children. Fear them.

 

[Ronmarru]

First they say video games will warp your mind and they'll twist your view on reality. Now they are trying to warp kids minds by lying to them about their parents instead of telling them what's really going on. I bet if a video game company came out with this, they would say exactly what we're saying. Can't they make up their minds!