People shouldn't have ____

[Guitarmasterx7]

Alright, so this is kind of on a tangent, but I brought this up in conversation with a few people and came to the conclusion that most people think one part of the human anatomy is out of place. So far I've gotten "People shouldn't have toes" (mine), "Teeth should all be one solid structure rather than individual teeth," "finger/toenails are weird,"and "Men shouldn't have nipples," so I just thought I would throw this out so it could sink immediately like all my other threads. What part of the human body do you think is weird/out of place?

 

[JDviewer]

Just toes. They just look disgusting.

 

[Soushi]

Our ears, they just seem to be begin to get frostbitten or winged with a bullet. PLus, shouldn't they be able to move, to pick up sound more accurately, like cats ears? That, and the roots in our teeth, those f*ckers really hurt, and why are they even there! that, and our baby fingers and toes, although from what i hear those are slowly being evolved away.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

People shouldn't have appendixes. I mean, it serves no function whatsoever except to give you appendicitis.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

People shouldn't have appendixes.
All they do is get appendicitis and give French doctors an excuse to sterilize schoolgirls.

 

[Corpse XxX]

People shouldn't have kids... Well most people shouldn't, that sort of privelage should be given out with a permit!

Preach on my brother.. This man speaks the truth..

 

[iLikeHippos]

Loadsa peoples brains are out of place.. Making them say the darndest things..

Like "xbox is better than ps3" when we all know that is a lie..

*Waiting to be flamed*

*Tries to restrain himself in all of his might* Must.. Dampen.. Urge... To kill...

OT: Maybe the part where we get the ideas of suicide. Self-termination isn't a good way to go, really. I mean, the T-800 even killed himself in Terminator 2, and no one got cheered up for that.

 

[CL4P-TP]

People shouldn't have free will. One world is a happy world!

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

People shouldn't have legs, its so inconvenient when they try to run away.

 

[RatRace123]

Nipples on dudes, no purpose unless you seriously concentrate on lactating, or get sympathy pregnancy.
Wisdom teeth, Gall bladders, tonsils, and appendixes are all unessential organs(or mouth bones), you can easily function without them, and some of them actually cause problems with the human body.

And people need toes, they're a crucial to a foot fetish (or so I've heard)

 

[Soren91]

Well, everything you listed has a purpose except men having nipples. I know why we have them but... just no, they're pointless.

 

[Insanum]

Some[/I] people shouldnt have Kids. End of.

 

[HaraDaya]

Our ears, they just seem to be begin to get frostbitten or winged with a bullet. PLus, shouldn't they be able to move, to pick up sound more accurately, like cats ears? That, and the roots in our teeth, those f*ckers really hurt, and why are they even there! that, and our baby fingers and toes, although from what i hear those are slowly being evolved away.

I heard it was only the baby toes cause we don't really use them, so they're slowly getting smaller for each generation. I'd hope we didn't lose our baby fingers, those are in practical use everyday.

 

[Shapsters]

Some[/I] Most people shouldnt have Kids. End of.

 

[MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69]

External genitalia. This is proof that God must have a really twisted sense of humor.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

External genitalia. This is proof that God must have a really twisted sense of humor.

You need your balls on the outside because sperm can't survive at the temperatures inside the body.

You also need your todger to be external so you can direct your urine through the letter boxes of people who have offended you.

Although this does have disadvantages too [http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/33257-row-over-angry-penis-removing-doctor].

 

[Nicarus]

I've got one...but I can't really say it out loud. >.>

Hair...in a certain sensitive spot. I mean, what's the practicality of "that"? It's just...there.

 

[Valksy]

Might be a myth, but I thought that without toes we couldn't stand up or walk...

For me the whole female plumbing thing needs to be retired. We should have evolved to the point where anyone wanting to get pregnant should just kinda.... Hnnnnnggggghhhhh ((pop)).... squeeze out an egg to be fertilised. Get rid of all this menstruation garbage.