People that piss you off

[Catfood220]

Do dee do, driving along at the minding my own business, oh hello Mr Wanker (usually driving a BMW) who now decides the best place to drive is so close to my bumper that I can quite literally see your nose hair in my rear view mirror. Oh look, a blind bend, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO OVERTAKE ME AND THE PERSON IN FRONT?!? Now look what you had to do, slam on the breaks, slip in between me and the person in front because there was someone coming the other way and now you are turning without using your indicator. SOOOOOOO MUCH RAGE!!!

By the way, I know that this behaviour is not restricted to just BMW drivers, there are some nice, sane BMW drivers out there.

 

[Zeckt]

I'm a pretty woman, I'm gods gift to man! Hey, that guy looked in my general direction so he MUST OF CAME ON TO ME! what a pervert, I'll get my boyfriend to yell at and possibly hit him making a huge embarrassing attention whoring scene despite the fact that he's gay and actually has no interest me!

Actually happened once.

 

[Zeckt]

I got another.

Now that I got this baby stroller people better stay the hell out of my way! I'll just plow through the streets and use my child as a battering ram because its not like these other people matter compared to my special baby! MOVE DAMNIT!

 

[Torrasque]

I got another.

Now that I got this baby stroller people better stay the hell out of my way! I'll just plow through the streets and use my child as a battering ram because its not like these other people matter compared to my special baby! MOVE DAMNIT!

"How DARE you overtake me when I am taking up the whole fucking corridor of the mall by walking side by side with my friend who also has a stroller. If we had any decency, we'd walk really close together as far to the right side of the hall as we could be, so people could get by, but no. We have to take up the whole fucking corridor and make it fucking awkward for people to walk past us and go about their shopping."

Had this happen twice when I was at a mall, and I deliberately walked in front of them, slowed the fuck down, and used my peripheral vision to impede them for the next 30 seconds. But then I reached my store and went inside.

 

[hazabaza1]

"Hey, I'm a year 7 in this Sixth Former's school. I BETTER ACT LIKE A STUPID **** WHOOOOOO"

 

[henkalv]

"The bus is so boring!!! Ah I know, I can pass the time listening to some music! Aww but I forgot my headset, well no matter, I will just play it extra loud so I can share it with everyone else!"

Ohh and another one!

"Could I try your glasses? *tries on glasses* WOW you really can´t see that well!"

 

[lockthompson]

I can't stand people who are really loud in public places by either talking really loud to each-other or playing music out loud (school students especially). I mean come on, shut up! nobody wants to hear your crappy music or what you talk about.

Also students in same or lower year level than myself acting all tough and thinking they're better than everyone else.

Finally people who justify hacking in any game as "Other people do it and so shall I." Doesn't mean you should as well, why continue it?

 

[TankCopter]

"Hmm, I need to change lanes here. Of course, everyone around me can read my thoughts, so I don't need to indicate my intention. I'll just move without warning."

"I need to turn here, but I'm not going to indicate. Everyone else can just deal with it, that's what brakes are for."

 

[Maveroid]

"God, I hate America/Europe/Mars (etc.). They are all stupid. Look I know a lot about politics, economics and other stuff that I actually have no clue about, and I can tell you that this specific problem that the world is facing right now is solely their fault! All of the people living there are stupid because they obviously support this crap, since there isn't anything like an election, demonstrations or any other sign of democracy in that country. NONE. I wish they were like me.... Err I mean, my country! Hail my country that does nothing wrong, mainly because I don't do anything wrong, and damn the others.

(in case of internet censorship, but these people do it whenever) "OMG okay I've had enough with this stupid country!! Look at them, because of them the whole world will be censored! I have an idea people! Everyone from the countries that I do not regard as stupid (yet) should exclude this stupid nation and keep them from using the internet, because THAT will change everything. The solution to every problem is not solving it but making more of the problem. See, I am smart! Actually, I am SO smart that I'll make a thread about it so everyone knows about internet censorship even though everyone knows about it already since THE INFORMATION IS EVERYWHERE THIS IS THE FREAKING INTERNET (excuse me), and I'll also add my idea of censoring that stupid country over there too! Haha, I am a genius!!! I AM A REVOLUTIONAAAAARYYYYYYYY"

Hihi, that was fun!

 

[cerealnmuffin]

"My shopping cart is full and things are falling out because it is so full, but I'm too important to wait in a normal check out. Look at that scrawny twig girl in the express lane. She is probably annorexic junkie, because no one can be that skinny. Screw her. What is she buying? Some batteries? She'll probably use them to make drugs. Stupid skinny ^%$#. I got my oversized sunglasses and sweatpants so that means I'm like a celebrity so I'm just going to shove her out of the way. I will fart to in her face, because my body makes lovely smells.

Oh hell no, the clerk asked if I wanted to use my savings card which is free. Sure a simple no thanks will be okay, but I bet that clerk loves badgering customers for fun. See I knew it! She won't accept my expired coupon that is a couple months old. I need my chocolate fudge!! Get the manager here now."
*she talks to manager, manager gives in and admonishes clerk for doing her job (but if she had accepted coupon earlier than she would have gotten in just as much trouble)*


~_~ Yeah, I hate pushy people who think they are too good to wait in lines. I had one item and this massive lady cut me off. I'm very skinny and sometimes get treated as that I must be annorexic. My metabolism might be good, but even if someone's isn't there is no excuse to be like 400+ except laziness or not having legs. I hate how in America, customers who are extremely rude get to have rules bent (when I worked in a bookstore I had to accept books for return that were obviously read and trashed due to manager kowtowing to some nasty lady).
At least living in Korea, that behavior and clear disregard for health is very rare instead of the norm.

 

[Hasido]

"Wait, stop. I have a similar and/or unrelated anecdote that is far more interesting than the one that you are currently relating, so listen to me instead."

shit that sounds like me, only with more interruption.

"Why would you be an atheist? has anything happened to you to make you not believe? I know you were sitting there quietly reading to yourself, but I think its my business to bother people and accuse them of being sinners and that there going to hell, ignoring the fact that they do more good than me."

the first part of that is how someone started a conversation recently. the second half is what i inferred from how they were acting.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Ignorant people who try pushing their beliefs on other people. And crazy fans of anything, really. Also, self-proclaimed autistic people, especially when they use it as an excuse to be an asshole.

 

[Torrasque]

"God, I hate America/Europe/Mars (etc.). They are all stupid. Look I know a lot about politics, economics and other stuff that I actually have no clue about, and I can tell you that this specific problem that the world is facing right now is solely their fault! All of the people living there are stupid because they obviously support this crap, since there isn't anything like an election, demonstrations or any other sign of democracy in that country. NONE. I wish they were like me.... Err I mean, my country! Hail my country that does nothing wrong, mainly because I don't do anything wrong, and damn the others.

(in case of internet censorship, but these people do it whenever) "OMG okay I've had enough with this stupid country!! Look at them, because of them the whole world will be censored! I have an idea people! Everyone from the countries that I do not regard as stupid (yet) should exclude this stupid nation and keep them from using the internet, because THAT will change everything. The solution to every problem is not solving it but making more of the problem. See, I am smart! Actually, I am SO smart that I'll make a thread about it so everyone knows about internet censorship even though everyone knows about it already since THE INFORMATION IS EVERYWHERE THIS IS THE FREAKING INTERNET (excuse me), and I'll also add my idea of censoring that stupid country over there too! Haha, I am a genius!!! I AM A REVOLUTIONAAAAARYYYYYYYY"

Hihi, that was fun!

I know hey?
Letting out the frustration like this is so theraputic.
You all owe me $9999.99 for doctoral fees trolololo

I find most people annoying because I hate small talk. It's fine if it's with a friend or family, not with strangers. Didn't realize how boring people really were until they started sharing pointless crap with me. Ah yes random lady in the grocery store, I would love to talk about the weather and your retarded kids.

god i had that yesterday on the bus, some crazy guy sat next to me and just started yammering about security cameras or something.

I really should have had my headphones.

Law of the universe: when you really really want/need something, you won't have it on you.
Its even better when they talk to you WITH your headphones in and expect you to give a damn about whatever they are talking about.

 

[Torrasque]

"My shopping cart is full and things are falling out because it is so full, but I'm too important to wait in a normal check out. Look at that scrawny twig girl in the express lane. She is probably annorexic junkie, because no one can be that skinny. Screw her. What is she buying? Some batteries? She'll probably use them to make drugs. Stupid skinny ^%$#. I got my oversized sunglasses and sweatpants so that means I'm like a celebrity so I'm just going to shove her out of the way. I will fart to in her face, because my body makes lovely smells.

Oh hell no, the clerk asked if I wanted to use my savings card which is free. Sure a simple no thanks will be okay, but I bet that clerk loves badgering customers for fun. See I knew it! She won't accept my expired coupon that is a couple months old. I need my chocolate fudge!! Get the manager here now."
*she talks to manager, manager gives in and admonishes clerk for doing her job (but if she had accepted coupon earlier than she would have gotten in just as much trouble)*


~_~ Yeah, I hate pushy people who think they are too good to wait in lines. I had one item and this massive lady cut me off. I'm very skinny and sometimes get treated as that I must be annorexic. My metabolism might be good, but even if someone's isn't there is no excuse to be like 400+ except laziness or not having legs. I hate how in America, customers who are extremely rude get to have rules bent (when I worked in a bookstore I had to accept books for return that were obviously read and trashed due to manager kowtowing to some nasty lady).
At least living in Korea, that behavior and clear disregard for health is very rare instead of the norm.

Shopping survival of the largest? I noticed that when I went to Vegas too; people are dicks when it comes to waiting in lines. Fortunately I was too drunk to care most of the time.

At my last job (liquor store), we'd have so many customers demanding free shit (glasses, shirts, etc) even though it didn't go with what they were buying. Depending on the person and my mood, I'd either be "yeah sure" or "lol no fucking way dumbass".
My friend gets flak for being super skinny too, but she just has the nuclear reactor metabolism that I have, and can't put on weight no matter what. She even tried putting on weight for 2 weeks (was extra lazy and ate really fatty foods), but instead of gaining weight, she got sick for a week lol.

 

[Torrasque]

Ignorant people who try pushing their beliefs on other people. And crazy fans of anything, really. Also, self-proclaimed autistic people, especially when they use it as an excuse to be an asshole.

Could you please re-state that from their perspective?

 

[Kapri]

"I'm going to keep driving in the fast lane going under the speed limit despite the fact there is a line of cars behind me because well, you know, I own the road. AND I'll make sure they can't go around me and keep pace with the semi in the other lane so they HAVE TO stay behind me."

These people are the reason I have road rage.

 

[freakydan]

"I'm slightly inconvenienced by something that has nothing to do with me. I have lost all faith in humanity. In fact, I don't even want to live on this planet anymore."

"I know you told me on the phone that you needed to see a photo ID before I could pick up the prize I won, but I didn't think you were talking about ME. Surely you can just give it to me. Here, listen, I can YELL my name! That will convince you that it's really MY name, and allow you to bend the rules to my favor."

"Wait, what do you mean (employee X) isn't there? I need to talk to her! What kind of radio station are you running where NONE of your sales/news staff are in there at 6:00 on a Sunday morning? I want to speak to your manager. Wait, when you said that you were the only person there, that meant the manager isn't there either?"

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Ignorant people who try pushing their beliefs on other people. And crazy fans of anything, really. Also, self-proclaimed autistic people, especially when they use it as an excuse to be an asshole.

Could you please re-state that from their perspective?

Ah, touche.

 

[FamoFunk]

"Hmm, I need to change lanes here. Of course, everyone around me can read my thoughts, so I don't need to indicate my intention. I'll just move without warning."

"What's that? You want to change into my lane? You have plenty of space to do so but just because you turned on your signal light I will drive 3 times faster and pass you before you can merge."

So many bad drivers in my area.

These, my God these.

"Me and my friends are just going to stop, talk for half an hour and take up the WHOLE pavement so none can get past and get on with there day without having to walk out onto the road to get past us"


Fuck you lot, I am a battering ram when you're about.

 

[standokan]

People who are really pushy about their religon (or their atheism). Don't come and convert me you people, I do not care for your beliefs, Belief is a personal thing and please keep it to yourself. I'll manage on my own.