Rule 0: There is no "Rule 0"... Stop asking, me!
Rule 1: Preview my shit... because I secretly like to see what I type play out more in "real-time"...
Rule 2: Ellipses that shit up... It's my [typing] addiction and I'm not quitting any time soon... (unless otherwise, I guess...)
Rule 3: Type how I speak/speak how I type... It helps me... somehow... *shrugs*
Rule 4: Unless I'm giving two shits cares of a fuck dame about the thread in question, I ONLY read the replies that didn't end up quoting others using the [visible] "quote" function along the way... especially if the thread's longer than I thought it would be and/or I just loving reading replies in general... (Seriously, me, you act more like a [super-secret] lurker at times... It scares me sometimes...)
Rule 5: I'm not afraid to add an "at least", "in my opinion", "I guess", "other than that", "with that said", and/or "then again" every now and then... (Then again, with that said, it doesn't have to be "funny" to me in particular, in my opinion... Other than that, go nuts, I guess, at Rule 5, at least...)
Rule 6: Get chance and luck! (C'mon, let's dance!)
Rule 7: Friend those that befriended me first... unless I befriended them first...
Rule 8: Fear the inbox for no reason whatsoever... (Gotta have at least one irrational fear around here...)
Rule 9: Always feel fine online... even if I'm not offline... (Facades FOR THE WIN!)
Rule 10: HAIKU!!!! (Note how Rule 10 is somehow a haiku in it's own right... Huh...)
Rule 34: *wink*
Rule 63: *shrugs* Eh...
Rule 69: I don't think you're ready for this jelly...
Rule FPLOON: Follow Rules 0 through 69 respectfully...
Yep... I think that covers the "basics"... Everything else is covered in the rules unstated by me since they're too self-explanatory to bear repeating for my sake, at least...