Personality test

[Distorted Stu]

Hello there Escapist users and none members who decided to read this just for the crack. Im curious as to what you are all like. I did this "personality test" thing at a group meeting and it was a good way to break the ice between the people attending. So i figured this would be a nice way for us all to get to know eachother better! So, if you would be so kind to answer a few questions for me. Thank you ^_^
[DONT CLICK THE SPOILERS FIRST, YOU'LL JUST RUIN IT FOR YOURSELF!]

Firstly, write/type the first animal that comes to your mind.
Now, with that animal in your head, i want you to write three descritive words about the anmial, but do NOT describe its visual appearance. For example, a type of bird = free, agile, quick etc.

Secondly, write down the first colour that comes to mind! Please do the same thing you did with the animal. (E.g. Blue = Cold, ill etc.)

Finally, do the same again but with a body of water (a river, waterfall, lake etc.)

Now to see why i asked you these questions...

Spoiler: The Animal

The three descriptive words you gave the animal of your choice reflect how you see yourself.

Spoiler: The colour

The colour's desciptive words you selected is the way people view you upon first meeting you!

Spoiler: The body of water

This describes your sex life!!

Im looking forward to see what you all put!
[sub]Don't take your answers too seriously, this is just for fun. Saying that, it would be nice if your answers correspond with yourself[/sub]

 

[Eliam_Dar]

Lion: Powerful, Imponent, Magnificent
Red: Aggresive, warm, annoying
lake: Calm, huge, fresh, beautiful

I did this test sometime ago, it is interesting that I did not pu the same options on the last one, the ones you see are exactly the first ones that came to my mind

EDIT: Interesting, now I see what each one means, I should probably work on how people sees me

 

[Silver_Runner]

Tiger: solitary, strong, secretive
Red: Passionate, aggressive, fiery
Ocean: Dangerous, calm, beautiful.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Okay... I'm game.
Animal: A Fox/Vixen. Sly, Shy, ...umm... and... watchful?
Colour: Grey. Neutral. Bland. Boring.
Body of Water: Atlantic Ocean? Cold. Chilly. Icy.
*Shrugs*
I think I failed, my brain gave up at 'umm'...

 

[Kragg]

EDIT: Upon reading the spoilers I declare that test to be completely illogical.

yeah the randomness of the first pick of animal makes it kinda ... eh

 

[Distorted Stu]

Bear: Big, Powerful, Aggressive, Hairy
Yellow: Happy, Fun, Bright, Warm
Waterfall: Crashing, Deep, Large, Wet, Unpredictable

I reckon the Bear and Yellow things are kinda right.

And that waterfall was an awesome coincidence.

I have to admit, I lol'd rather hard!

 

[reg42]

tiger
anger, sharp, fierce
- I don't see myself as any of these things

orange
energy, harsh, bright
- Again, bullshit. People always say "You're a nice guy, but you're just a bit quiet at first". So that's wrong

Puddle
Murky, damp, insignificant
- This one, however, is probably true. [sub]Yay! I feel good about myself[/sub]

 

[JokerCrowe]

Animal: A dog; reliable, loyal, friendly
Colour: Black; safety, beauty, calmness
Body of Water: River; moving, changing, powerful.

EDIT: I read the spoilers... I'm not convinced. I know it's just for fun : ) and the animal part actually fitted me very well. The color one was about halfway off. I'm very calm, but beauty? *scoffs*
And I don't know the water one. it might be true, just haven't tried yet.
Anyway it was a fun test! : D

 

[SecondmateFlint]

Yeah I'll try it.

Wolf: wise, calm, mysterious

Green: toxic, nature, water

Ocean: vast, violent, comforting

Hahaha! this is really funny but I'm afraid it doesn't make a lot of sense. Especially the ocean part.

 

[Mandal0re]

Panda: lazy,dying,lame
Purple:sinister,cold,feminine
Waterfall:loud,dangerous,powerful

lol that was silly

 

[kurupt87]

dog; friendly, fierce, scary
blue; cold
lake; placid, calm, deep

Ah well lol. I guess this means I am scary to people I don't know but friendly to those I do? That I'm cold to those who speak to me for the first time? I guess that backs up the first part. My sexual technique is relaxed but very penetrating.

I can see all that really, apart from the sex part. That doesn't sound like what I get up to.

 

[Aptspire]

Panther: fast, agile, sly

Black: Death, night, stealth

Pond: small, calm, ripply

 

[J474]

Monkey: free; fun; versatile
Black: dark; death; melancholy
Ocean: expansive; lively; cold

Well, that certainly says something...

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[mastermarty]

question 1:
a chicken, stupid, slow, usseless (wait, what?!)

question 2:
blue, air, open, sunshine (right....)

question 3:
ditch, dirty, waste, eyesore (WHAT?!)

 

[JokerCrowe]

I took it, and now I feel so bad about myself I'm not even going to post the results.

Still, I'm pretty sure this is mumbo-jumbo.

Yeah, because my sex life can be described by:
Life, Cold and Earth.

I'm sorry but what body of water can be described as "Life, Cold and Earth"?
[sub](a puddle of quicksand?)[/sub]

 

[Brandon237]

Yeah, this is not accurate. And if the last one was I wouldn't even know. This is hilarious when you are in the right mindset. But otherwise I want to strangle.

 

[adamje2326]

Panda - Sleepy, Slow, Awesome
hmm....

Blue - Cool, Calm, Chilled
not too bad...

Reservoir - Large, Peaceful, Cold
Erm, oh dear

 

[Casual Shinji]

Ape: strong, hunched, unapproachable

Blue: calm, lonely, nostalgic

Pond: small, isolated, cozy

...Hmm, I guess the test doesn't lie.

 

[Distorted Stu]

question 1:
a chicken, stupid, slow, usseless (wait, what?!)

question 2:
blue, air, open, sunshine (right....)

question 3:
ditch, dirty, waste, eyesore (WHAT?!)

eyesore? 0_o