Ocelot - Agile, Intelligent, Badass.
Blue - Sad, Cold, Distant.
Waterfall - Ferocious, Beautiful, Entrancing.
...I suppose intelligent describes me fairly well, and sad and distant describes how people think of me when they first meet me fairly well, but I certainly don't think of myself as 'agile' or 'badass,' but I don't even have a sex life, hell, I'm a vergin, so how I could describe my nonexistant sex life to begin with is beyond me, unless that describes how my sex life will be, in which case, awesome! ...I guess