Perverts ruining things.

[Mau95]

Someone mentioning a Ganondorf and Link faznfic on a random Zelda speculation site. I can never return there...
EDIT: And priests. Goddamn pedofiles.

 

[2fish]

ATTENTION PEOPLE, BACON DOES NOT = VAGINA'S

Of course not! It's CAKE= Vagina's.
That's why nerds keep saying the cake is a lie.

Just so you know on my birthday I always have an oreo cake. That is to say a cake with oreo crumbs on the edges and an oreo in the center. I never though how uncomfortable it must be for the cake.

Um yeah most of my points have been covered just another pervert checking in.

 

[tirsden]

Life is just so much more interesting (and hilarious) with a dirty mind. It's one of the few free and good things we have left after there's no more free rent and people not looking down on us for liking things we're "too old" for. Embrace your inner perv and get on with life. :3

Edit: Wow, errant apostrophes in the quote(s) above. Let's at least get our "dirty" words spelled right!

 

[Mau95]

ATTENTION PEOPLE, BACON DOES NOT = VAGINA'S

Of course not! It's CAKE= Vagina's.
That's why nerds keep saying the cake is a lie.

I God didnt want us to eat vagina, then why did He make it look so much like taco?

 

[kiwi_poo]

I'd say cartoonlion's Futashy is ruining My Little Pony a bit,
but she's just so cute

Yeah, what do you expect?

Rule 34 has no exceptions.

There is no porn of me. The internet has collapsed.

you just don't know where to look

 

[Biodeamon]

you say ruining, i say improving...
but then again i am usually the one perverting things...

i haven't gained the nickname "the defiler" for nothing

 

[thenumberthirteen]

One day someone pointed out to me that the London 2012 Olympics logo looks like Lisa Simpson sucking some guy off. It cannot be unseen!

<img height=200>http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/06/05/olympics460.jpg

..I have but one question for you, on that image:

Is that block in the middle Lisa's hand, or the guy's cock? I honestly can't tell.. <_<

I'll leave that question to the Philosophers.

 

[krazykidd]

Actually I think it's the other way round. The normals are ruining things for the poor perverts.
Let us perverts have our fun, will you?
We don't want to bother you with our moral standards (implying we even have them) so don't bother us with yours.

Where was I? Aah yess, where is my child murdering I mean Kajiit Molesting Mod for Skyrim?

This.

I thing anyone who isn't considered perverted doesn't have an mind that is open enough . I am opened to a lot of things .

i'm actually trying to convince my girlfriend to have a threesome with her mom , i know for a fact her mom wouldn't mind

Live and let live. Have fun , have experiences , try different stuff . Be Perverted.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

Has someone ever suggested something so extremely disturbing and wrong that it destroyed something you cherished?
I for one once read a bash.org quote discussing the SMW boss fight. One sick individual believed that the Big Balls were Bowser's... well I can't finish that sentence, because if I did, it would be vile, confusing and would probably get me suspended.
Feel free to censor if it gets too vile.

You're new to this magical thingTERRIBLE PLACE called the internet, aren't you?

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

[...]
i'm actually trying to convince my girlfriend to have a threesome with her mom , i know for a fact her mom wouldn't mind

Live and let live. Have fun , have experiences , try different stuff . Be Perverted.

And, how was it? Provide more details!

More importantly: where the f*** are my set of pictures...

 

[Lunar Templar]

>.> your new to the interenets aren't you?

perverts ruin every thing at some point best to just shrug it off and move on

(although R34 MLP stuff makes me sad inside )

 

[Generalissimo]

i hate people who wrote the various spongebob creepypastas.

most notably squidward's suicide.

IF YOU CHERISH YOU SANITY, DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP PEACEFULLY DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SWEAT COLDLY EVERY TIME YOU'RE ALONE, DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE SCARED STIFF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN HE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

seriously. there is a special circle of hell for those people.


maybe they can relive the weeks of nightmares and mental pain they caused me. FOR AN ETERNITY.

 

[Dragonforce525]

Well I blame the internet for completely destroying certain words (come, came, hard), just words that whenever uttered instantly turn my mind into a giggling 15 year old.

 

[Cecilthedarkknight_234]

Furries have ruined Starfox and any other cartoon, videogame or movie with anthromorphic animals.

It just jumps in my head that someone somewhere is masturbating to this.

as a person that likes hentai or eroge with s/m even i am disgusted by furries...why must my child hood be ruined?? Why must the land before time, tale spin be like that... for the love of god no

 

[Winthrop]

Freud ruined psychology.

Haha that was great man. Totally true too.

OT: I know what you mean where its hard to unsee something like that. I try not to let it get to me though.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

This could be another wonderful opportunity for me to rant on the hypocrisy of fandom, but I'm getting bored of flogging that particular dead horse pony.

 

[EHKOS]

Wait. How could the balls be Boweser's? He throws them at Mario. Several.

Oh nut up The only thing people could possibly ruin for me by being perverts in My Little Pony, and we all know that perverts arent interested in that, now If you'll excuse me im going to google some images of Rainbow Dash..





OH GOD WHY

Rainbow Dash and Applejack are lesbians. Rainbow Dash is the bottom and Applejack is the top. Oh, and Pinkie Pie is a serial killer cannibal.

I cannot see Dash as a bottom.