Perverts ruining things.

[Generalissimo]

i hate people who wrote the various spongebob creepypastas.

most notably squidward's suicide.

IF YOU CHERISH YOU SANITY, DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP PEACEFULLY DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SWEAT COLDLY EVERY TIME YOU'RE ALONE, DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE SCARED STIFF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN HE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

seriously. there is a special circle of hell for those people.


maybe they can relive the weeks of nightmares and mental pain they caused me. FOR AN ETERNITY.

 

[Dragonforce525]

Well I blame the internet for completely destroying certain words (come, came, hard), just words that whenever uttered instantly turn my mind into a giggling 15 year old.

 

[Cecilthedarkknight_234]

Furries have ruined Starfox and any other cartoon, videogame or movie with anthromorphic animals.

It just jumps in my head that someone somewhere is masturbating to this.

as a person that likes hentai or eroge with s/m even i am disgusted by furries...why must my child hood be ruined?? Why must the land before time, tale spin be like that... for the love of god no

 

[Winthrop]

Freud ruined psychology.

Haha that was great man. Totally true too.

OT: I know what you mean where its hard to unsee something like that. I try not to let it get to me though.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

This could be another wonderful opportunity for me to rant on the hypocrisy of fandom, but I'm getting bored of flogging that particular dead horse pony.

 

[EHKOS]

Wait. How could the balls be Boweser's? He throws them at Mario. Several.

Oh nut up The only thing people could possibly ruin for me by being perverts in My Little Pony, and we all know that perverts arent interested in that, now If you'll excuse me im going to google some images of Rainbow Dash..





OH GOD WHY

Rainbow Dash and Applejack are lesbians. Rainbow Dash is the bottom and Applejack is the top. Oh, and Pinkie Pie is a serial killer cannibal.

I cannot see Dash as a bottom.

 

[PureChaos]

you think that's bad? there is SO much worse

 

[Kuroneko97]

...Seriously?

Okay, there's this rule of the internet called "Rule 34." I want you to look that up, and then tell me if THAT disturbs you. Trust me. My childhood has been DESTROYED, but I just keep going back to Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Speaking of ED, they have a page called "Offended." Jesus Chist. I've only had to stomach to scroll all the way once. Just...God. But that's their way of saying "Fuck You" to anybody who's enough of a pussy on the internet to be offended.

 

[Something Amyss]

I don't know, I'm pretty sure the person who said that about the Big Balls intended for it to be inappropriate. I don't see why someone would get enraged that a dirty joke was taken as a dirty joke.

Howabout "sick" and "wrong" and "ruining" it for people?

Just because it was a dirty joke doesn't mean it was intended to ZOMG SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!

 

[Kuroneko97]

...Seriously?

Okay, there's this little law of the internet called Rule 34. Look that up. That's a better example of perversion. I've had my childhood stepped on, sodomized, and thrown into the trash because of that rule.

Speaking of ungodly things from the internet, ever seen Encyclopedia Dramatica? There's a page called "Offended." Jesus Christ. I've only had the stomach to scroll all the way down once. Just...God. But it's basically their way of saying "Fuck you" to anyone who's enough of a pussy on the internet to be offended.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Give the internet time and it will ruin everything with genitalia and tentacles. It's just the nature of the beast.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

As a proud pervert, I believe the only thing to do with things that people like is ruin them.

I rather hate MLP, and yet I LOVE Cupcakes. It's still one of my favorite things on the web.

And Rule 34 is the purest expression of my people. There is almost nothing that can't be deliciously ruined by making the characters fuck each other.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

One day someone pointed out to me that the London 2012 Olympics logo looks like Lisa Simpson sucking some guy off. It cannot be unseen!

<img height=200>http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/06/05/olympics460.jpg

..I have but one question for you, on that image:

Is that block in the middle Lisa's hand, or the guy's cock? I honestly can't tell.. <_<

I'll leave that question to the Philosophers.

That is deep, man. Words cannot penetrate my throat. I still have a whole load of questions..
[sub]I'm so sorry, I had to.. <_<[/sub]

 

[Crazy]

I do it all the time! I actually try to bring out the naughty of innocence, with some funny results to add on with it!

You know it wasn't the stork...

 

[Robert Ewing]

Yeah, what do you expect?

Rule 34 has no exceptions.

There is no porn of me. The internet has collapsed.

Are you truly certain? Are you sure there is no Chinese underground porn black market behind 7 proxies with snaps of you in the shower?

Chinese google earth is a powerful tool indeed.

 

[Jailbird408]

Okay, you people seem to be confused, and you'll probably be able to take it judging by these comments here, so I'll clarify: the Big Balls were NOT "testicles", they were "anal beads."
But now they are because you said so.
That is what I'm talking about.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Aww bless. New to the whole 'sex' and 'internet' thing are ya?
I've seen some very unpleasent stuff that shouldn't be there, but if you can't handle seeing stuff like that, you should probably not be on the Internet. I just go 'oh lovely' and look away.

 

[Jailbird408]

Okay, you people seem to be confused, and you'll probably be able to take it judging by these comments here, so I'll clarify: the Big Balls were NOT "testicles", they were "anal beads."

That makes even LESS sense. At least balls=balls. Anal beads are connected, like a string!

Don't blame me, it's not MY idea.

 

[TheDooD]

damn I though this was just gonna be a troll thread....

 

[Plucky]

Id probably say Creepy Woody, seriously, because of one Japanese company releasing toys with switchable heads and stuff. 0,0

Im not sure what image to post in the thread, considering it's very nature...its hard to know whats safe and what isnt safe in the forum.