Pet Spoilers

[willsham45]

I am sure most pet owners have had this some time before. Your doing something be it working, gaming, simply watching TV or reading a book and sudenly your pet comes in and does something to spoil things.
What is the biggest spoiler your pet has done for you.

 

[Shockolate]

My cat jumped on my lap while I was masturbating.

I didn't know he was in the room. Freak-out ensued.

Must have wanted to check out some cat-girls.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

The only thing I can think of is a cat watching you while you're doin' yo thang.

My cat jumped on my lap while I was masturbating.

I didn't know he was in the room. Freak-out ensued.

CURSES! NINJA'D BY A FEW SECONDS!

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Well my sister's boyfriend brought his dogs over while I was playing Assassins Creed 2 because I was injured and was constantly lying down. They love nothing more than jumping on you and licking your face. Since I couldn't sit up I spent about half an hour with two dogs lying on my face and chest.

 

[Aux]

My cat insists to be on my lap whenever I am on my computer. The funny thing is that he bashes his head off the desk every time he jumps up.

 

[Grayjack]

The only thing I can think of is a cat watching you while you're doin' yo thang.

My cat jumped on my lap while I was masturbating.

I didn't know he was in the room. Freak-out ensued.

CURSES! NINJA'D BY A FEW SECONDS!

Same, but with one of my dogs.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

My dog (who has black fur) chose the bottom step of the staircase as his napping place. This led to many things at night while going to get food.

 

[Terminate421]

My cat thought it would be funny to play mission impossible with my head while I was playing Xbox.
(He litterally fell onto my face from a distance, I still wonder how he did it)

 

[hittite]

Laying in my hammock, reading a book, completely and utterly relaxed. Then my cat jumps on my chest and begs for attention. Meh, he's cute enough to get away with it.