PETA...is at it again

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

LOL. That's funny.

 

[PurpleRain]

This is PETA. Basically all the bad stuff they do now is just part of everyday life.

I really never saw what was wrong with People Eating Tasty Animals.

Firstly, this is as fake as my grandfathers leg. And to the second response:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You have no idea how much I laughed. That joke NEVER gets old. Not once, nor twice. Not even the hundredth time.

 

[hansari]

Guys, of course the OP knows this is fake. Confusing Onion News as a legitimate source is impossible. [http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2002/06/53048]

Anyway, I cracked up when the reporter bluntly said, "is it really worth it to spend so much time protecting these basically clueless women...they may not even comprehend whats happening to them!"

Oh, I love you Onion News...

 

[manaman]

"Chick Corea Falls to Communists"

Favorite Onion headline ever

I'd have to go with "Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Again".

I love that video.

 

[thiosk]

Im disappointed. I was hoping to see something along the lines of sea kittens.

 

[GrandAm]

Guys, of course the OP knows this is fake. Confusing Onion News as a legitimate source is impossible. [http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2002/06/53048]

Anyway, I cracked up when the reporter bluntly said, "is it really worth it to spend so much time protecting these basically clueless women...they may not even comprehend whats happening to them!"

Oh, I love you Onion News...

As the OP I like how the FAKE female anchors are in on it and run with the joke. They play is so straight with no hint of the implications of what they are a part of.

 

[Booze Zombie]

He, he, he.

I laughed so hard watching this.

 

[Avatar Roku]

"Chick Corea Falls to Communists"

Favorite Onion headline ever

I'd have to go with "Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Again".

That's a good one, although my personal favorite is "Chickens genetically altered to lay own dipping sauce."

 

[FROGGEman2]

I really never saw what was wrong with People Eating Tasty Animals.

Very good, have a yummy cookie.

 

[Low Key]

I loved the glimpse of the top secret new ad that says "I'd rather be raped by an animal than wear it's fur". Only on the Onion...

 

[Fists]

Wow, the escapist is a really reliable source of links to brilliant websites.

 

[likalaruku]

I knew it was fake as soon as I saw what website it was on. I had one of their books, but a co-worker stole it & left an old copy of the Darwin Awards in it's place.

Anyone think PETA should become a single entity & turned into a Batman villain, or would it just be too much like the lovechild of Poison Ivy & Catwoman?

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

wow....i haven't seen a womans activest group in awile, they still confuse and scare me.

also i think i understand PETA now......fur = murder, so murder = protests, and protests = AD's, and AD's = boobies

in retrospect PETA = naked ladies........hurray for PETA

 

[Seydaman]

You do know that the Onion is fake. And I think this video is old.

What do you mean The Onion is fake. I suppose now you are going to tell me the video of the baseball player using a performing enhancing magic blue genie on the onion isn't real as well.
My gosh do you think I can't tell this genie is real.

Stop trying to trick me. Besides show some empathy for the poor creatures. Be glad somebody found them a farm to live on after the hard life that PETA put them through.

Was that sarcasm?I can't figure it out...

 

[Lukeydoodly]

"I'd rather be raped by an animal than wears its fur"

The Onion is the finest news source on the interweb.

 

[GrandAm]

You do know that the Onion is fake. And I think this video is old.

What do you mean The Onion is fake. I suppose now you are going to tell me the video of the baseball player using a performing enhancing magic blue genie on the onion isn't real as well.
My gosh do you think I can't tell this genie is real.

Stop trying to trick me. Besides show some empathy for the poor creatures. Be glad somebody found them a farm to live on after the hard life that PETA put them through.

Was that sarcasm?I can't figure it out...

Yes it is sarcasm. But not the evil I am am calling somebody stupid kind. It is the drinking buddy kind. All meant for humor. The website has a Robin Williams type genie giving obvious false abilities to a baseball player. I thought I would respond to those that thought I was serious in an even more silly way for the humor of it. I personally find PETA to be very flawed to the point of silly. This website did a great job with satire of it. I have been responding with silly to emphasise and exploit PETA's silliness.

I like the word silly.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Onion = Fake. Very funny, yet fake.

*Prays OP didn't forget this.*