Peter Molyneux Calls Microsoft a "Creative Padded Cell"

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Monsterfurby

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Klonoa Prower said:
Just for reference, this "Chair Adjustment Personnel" person has probably been canned due to getting Peter Molyneux to quit.
Indeed. Molyneux says: "I don't want to work for a corporate overlord, be they evil or begnign."

Microsoft hears: "The chair-adjustment-administrator clearly underperformed in her responsibilities as a performance optimising part of this company. The gallows will be her payment - or, if already illegal (we have to check back with legal on that), a pink slip will do."
 

Darkcerb

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It'll be alot harder to remake fable another 6 times without Microsoft.

He might have to actually deliver on one of any of his promises too, tough times.
 

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Spot1990 said:
People give Molyneaux a hard time, but he's one of the people who you know really gives a shit. He'll admit failures and always want to do better.

That being said this will either lead to brilliance or we'll see him on the news doing something like

I don't really have much else to say (I've made my chair adjustment statement clear. And I also loved Fable 1 but haven't actually gotten into the other two. Black & White on the other hand, I adore.)

Quoted this though just for the 30 Rock reference :)

Captcha: less is more

Lol.
 

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My respect for Molyneux just jumped several levels.

P.s. Well, if we're going to have to have advertisement captchas, I'd much rather it be for the American Cancer Society than for Ford or some such. So... Good job I guess?
 

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I love Peter. His drive is stuff the industry needs. It really is. I love how he takes risks with his games. Sure he makes them sound grander and can't deliver on some of the promises but damn does he try. Black & White is one of my favorite games of all time. I'm sure he'll make another great game before his time is through.
 

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So what he is saying is that in recent years he produced shallow mediocre entrainment stuff that did not in any way contribute to the advancement of video games as a medium because he was in a perfect environment to do the contrary?

That guy is lost to me since 1997...
 

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Personally i can see the guys point of view. It was the final thing to make him realise just how far things had gone wrong. I salute Peter and i really hope we see something of the old game developer returning in his next projects.
 

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The entire games industry is totally insane. They worry more about chair positioning than getting anything done right. They all need to be in padded cells, the lot of them! Either way none of them can hold a torch to Richard Garriott in the sanity department.
 

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Zen Toombs said:
Calls Microsoft a "Creative Padded Cell"
Yeah, I can get behind that.
He left the company on good terms.
Wait, but... calling them a "Creative Padded Cell" is leaving on good terms?


0.o
Maybe they assumed that from him, it was a compliment. That or he was having another one of his "moments" so they left him to it.

Personally i think that him leaving microsoft might be a good thing.
 

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Having worked office jobs in the UK (where Lionhead is based) this sort of thing isn't that unusual, I've never had someone adjust my chair while sitting in it (and I'm a little incredulous that he wasn't asked first) - but I have had to keep the chair set to a particular height, have to keep my feet placed on some stupid tilting thing, had the distance between my head and the screen measured and have to take a mandatory 15 minute break from the screen twice a day. I've also seen people having to check the lighting levels and humidity every couple of months.

Most of it is motivated by health and safety rather than efficiency.


As for Molyneux, he is a visionary in the field and he's a great speaker - but he doesn't have focus or follow-through. He's a great ideas man, but he's not who you want directing your project - he seems to focus on little quirks at the expense of the overall project, and he seems to be constantly changing direction throughout development rather than refining the game.
 

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Well, got to hand it to the guy for keeping his ego in check. Having said that, I don't think any of his games deserve to be in the top games of all time list (Syndicate maybe...) either.
 

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which is more likely?

a) a multinational software corporation with 92,000 employees that is trying to compete with other companies like google, facebook and apple to recruit engineers has ergonomics rules with mandatory monthly checkups.

or

b) a game designer with a history of 'overhyping', who has managed to put out a string of mediocre and 1 canceled games since being acquired by the large multinational corporation is now leaving his job and makes up a story about how the large multinational corporation is cramping his style.

let me guess, it must be A, cos Microsoft is the borg right?
 

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I wish Molyneux the best, always liked him. Though not every game of his was a winner, he certainly doesn't lack ambition and you can definitely tell that he wants to give the people something new, and it's really hard for me not to like the guy.

Let's hope going indie ends up being a good thing for him.
 

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What I want to know is how does someone apply for the job of "chair adjuster" & how much does it pay?
 

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cursedseishi said:
So the lady who wants to make sure you aren't hurting your back in the chair (I'm guessing that's her job), is what made you say "Screw it MAN! You're bringing me down MAN! My creativity can't flourish here, MAN!"...?


Sure, why the frack not with this guy, he's insane enough as it is...
No. I'm surprised so many people don't get it... He didn't get this idea so much from her adjusting his chair, but from the realisation he was in such a heavy safe zone, treated like a spoiled kid, he no longer had risk and the need to survive to help him make good games, he'd become confined in a place that coddled him so much, he no longer needed to make a game that decided whether he lives or dies on it.
 

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"Chair Adjustment Personnel" is such an insane idea that I can't help but think Molyneux had a hand in their existence.

I'm glad he's moving on from Microsoft and really looking forward to what he comes up with next, absolutely loved Populous, the Black & White series and the first Fable.
 

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Lancer873 said:
Microsoft chair adjustment personnel... Not sure if I should follow that up with "Is the name of my alt-pop-rock band" or "dot tumblr dot com"
What about Creative Padded Cell? I think I'll call that one for my indie-pop band.
I dunno, sounds more like the name of a small indie-game studio. They probably just make free online flash games. The sort of group that has cool concepts but never quite put out a nice polished game...
 

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CardinalPiggles said:
I'm imagining a giant group of people, developer veterans, just leaving their posts and assembling a super development team. No publishers, no boundaries, just development.
A developer... without a publisher?

I can imagine it now.

"We will forsake our publishers. We will leave our studios behind us and become one with this earth. We have no publisher, no boundaries, no deadlines. We go where we're needed, developing not for publishers, not for investors, but for ourselves. We need no reason to develop, we develop because we are wanted. We will be the developer for those with no other recourse. We are developers without boundaries, our purpose is defined by the generation we develop for. We will sometimes have to sell ourselves and services, if the times demand it, we'll be looney [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.366596-Peter-Molyneux-Calls-Microsoft-a-Creative-Padded-Cell#14282497], insane [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.366596-Peter-Molyneux-Calls-Microsoft-a-Creative-Padded-Cell#14282740], cwazy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.366596-Peter-Molyneux-Calls-Microsoft-a-Creative-Padded-Cell#14283670]. And yes, we may all be headed straight to development hell. But what better place for us than this? It's our only home. Our heaven and our hell. This is Outer Heaven."

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