Pets

[wilsonscrazybed]

I have one Bengal cat, no name. It's life consists of meowing for things it wants and sleeping.

 

[Spleeni]

2....er, 3 cats. All of them Maine Coons. All of them wierd.

 

[t0mme]

We have 2 European Shorthair cats. We wanted to give them "stately" names, so:

Antoinette, white/black/red. Complete psycho. Climbs and swings in curtains, disrupts our sex life, always rolls over in cute style when you talk to her and eats the vomit of:

Melchior, black/white. He's big (not fat), lazy, has occasional diarrhea, vomits at night and he can't please Antoinette (never could and, since December, never will).

Also, the girlfriend bought a horse, but that's not OUR pet, obviously.

 

[Copter400]

Hmm. I've owned several hermit crabs, who eventually resorted to consuming one another. Also had some tropical fish, in a big-ass tank.

Currently own a Scottish Deerhound. Real big, barks once in a blue moon. Runs so goddamn fast.