I sit and wait until nature fades the line's edges.filbertim said:Terry Pratchett reference: One Hand clapping?
'CL-'. The other hand provides the '-AP'.
Ok, so here's a line (on your screen no less):
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You and the master walk contemplatively on the beach, then suddenly she draws it and says: "Make it shorter without touching it." (which you understand to mean interfering or altering it in any physical fashion. you've always been quite understanding like that.)
Ven you look into ze bottle...it lookz into you!space_oddity said:When you look into the bottle and see a goose, are you describing the goose, or yourself?
Ooh, I like those. Not sure how closing one eye makes it shorter (unless you're at an angle and its flattening has the same effect), but the first is not you doing it (unless you're a solipsist) and the master's prompting assumes a somewhat objective reality (unless you're a solipsist). As solipsism is so lonely, I'd prefer to find another way.Michael_McCloud said:I sit and wait until nature fades the line's edges.
Alternatively, I close one eye.
As Satan's nephew once said, "Nothing exists except empty space and you. And you are but a thought."filbertim said:Ven you look into ze bottle...it lookz into you!space_oddity said:When you look into the bottle and see a goose, are you describing the goose, or yourself?
Ooh, I like those. Not sure how closing one eye makes it shorter (unless you're at an angle and its flattening has the same effect), but the first is not you doing it (unless you're a solipsist) and the master's prompting assumes a somewhat objective reality (unless you're a solipsist). As solipsism is so lonely, I'd prefer to find another way.Michael_McCloud said:I sit and wait until nature fades the line's edges.
Alternatively, I close one eye.
Oh, solipsism is the idea that the world is only in your head--after all, you're the only one you know exists, right? (except...are you sure you exist?)
And that's the mystery of it all.filbertim said:A delicious Ice Cream Koan! (mine has grids...I think it's a waffle koan)
And how do you know thoughts exist?
Thoughts require a past, how do you know that exists? How do you know that you have not been created right now with this complete thought just finished? Is that really thinking?
Dogma certainly doesn'tMichael_McCloud said:Also, does a dog have Buddha nature or not?
The original method was young goose in bottle being fed (admittedly it won't live for long, but they grow fast). Time travel would certainly work.Ronwue said:How the hell did it get trapped in the bottle in the first place? If you find that out and you apply the reverse procedure you have a goose outside of the bottle with an intact bottle.
Aw, I was hoping you would catch that.filbertim said:Dogma certainly doesn'tMichael_McCloud said:Also, does a dog have Buddha nature or not?
Stop jerking me around. And no I won't read your stupid link...ioxles said:Okay, spoiler time.
Okay well, here goes.
Q:A goose is trapped inside a glass bottle, unable to escape. How do you free the goose without damaging it or breaking the bottle?
A: There never was a goose or a bottle, they were just things I created with words, imagine the goose free of the bottle and see. There, now it is free.
This wasn't a puzzle or a test of knowledge, it was if anything a koan.
For a more detailed explanation (if you are feeling cheated or thought the answer was lame for some reason) go here: http://www.osho.nl/New-Osho-NL/EnglBooks/GooseOut.htm