Physical comedy!

[wrecker77]

Have you ever been hurt, writhing in pain and evereyone else around you is just dying of laughter? Post your stories here. Try to be as descripteve as possible.

My entry is only about 2 days ago. I take mixed martial arts classes and we were going over some grappling. This specific move required one person to try to go for the legs, and the other to stop and grab the attacker, backroll, and get on top of the person. Everybody in my class was having a little trouble but nobody had it worse as me. After my 50th attempt, my classmate came over and tried to help me. When I was about to roll over, he pushed the attacker forward, and onto my face. This hurt quite alot. But it was the first of more to come. The attack- I'm sick of calling him that. Eric, scrambling accidently kicked my face and made me fly off the mat and across the room. My classmates came to help me up but the student who tried to help me came a little to fast and accidently kicked me in my groin. I'm on the ground in pain and evereybody else is just laughing their ass's off. What are some of your worst painful accidents. Post them here for my amusment.

 

[wrecker77]

(This is real life not epic fails in gaming.)

 

[Insanum]

Well i once worked in a callcentre (two years) some bright spark (read: My supervisor) Left her draw open on her desk, Which was at shin height. I walked passed & *boosh* i disappear under her desk. Tbh it was funny for me but it hurt like hell. Luckily My supervisor wasnt at her desk otherwise she probably couldve called me up for sexual harassment, but it was still funny.

 

[ActionDan]

Well...it wasn't much of an accident..more like stupid. I was busy not listening to my woodworks teacher back in Secondary school, and I was chucking a Chisel around, quite sharp it was too, and I chucked it up, it came down and impaled my hand. I managed to stifle a sound of pain as I very quickly put the chisel down and put my hand swiftly behind my back, and it stayed there the rest of the class.

 

[wrecker77]

Well...it wasn't much of an accident..more like stupid.

Difference?

 

[ActionDan]

Well...it wasn't much of an accident..more like stupid.

Difference?

Good point D:

 

[wrecker77]

Well...it wasn't much of an accident..more like stupid.

Difference?

Good point D:

How did you keep in the scream of impailing your hand?

 

[ActionDan]

Well...it wasn't much of an accident..more like stupid.

Difference?

Good point D:

How did you keep in the scream of impailing your hand?

With great difficulty.

 

[wrecker77]

Well...it wasn't much of an accident..more like stupid.

Difference?

Good point D:

How did you keep in the scream of impailing your hand?

With great difficulty.

Nobody noticed bleeding?

 

[ActionDan]

Well...it wasn't much of an accident..more like stupid.

Difference?

Good point D:

How did you keep in the scream of impailing your hand?

With great difficulty.

Nobody noticed bleeding?

Not with my hand constantly behind my back no. Also I wiped the chisel before I put it back.

 

[wrecker77]

Well...it wasn't much of an accident..more like stupid.

Difference?

Good point D:

How did you keep in the scream of impailing your hand?

With great difficulty.

Nobody noticed bleeding?

Not with my hand constantly behind my back no. Also I wiped the chisel before I put it back.

"nobody noticed a th-" *colapses from bloodloss*

 

[Captain Lag]

I was climbing up a rope that had dry rotted and I was almost to the top when the rope gave out and I fell and landed on my tailbone and had the wind knocked out of me but it was funny to everyone else.

 

[ActionDan]

Well...it wasn't much of an accident..more like stupid.

Difference?

Good point D:

How did you keep in the scream of impailing your hand?

With great difficulty.

Nobody noticed bleeding?

Not with my hand constantly behind my back no. Also I wiped the chisel before I put it back.

"nobody noticed a th-" *colapses from bloodloss*

Nope, I just kept pressure on it. Watching hospital programmes has their benefits.

 

[Hazy]

Dirtbike accident, quite a few years back. My father and I were riding around a (I believe it was 5 Acre) patch of land that we owned, when I looked back to give him a thumbs up, and I collided into a fence. Sent me flying backwards, over my handle bars, and into the post. He rides up, laughing his ass off, while I'm writhing in pain.

We eventually got back to the house, and he plops me on the couch while we pray that my mother doesen't find out. She walks in, I'm covered in scars all over, and we try to look as serious as possible, looking straight forward, and trying not to laugh. We prayed she woulden't find out.
... She did.

 

[wrecker77]

Dirtbike accident, quite a few years back. My father and I were riding around a (I believe it was 5 Acre) patch of land that we owned, when I looked back to give him a thumbs up, and I collided into a fence. Sent me flying backwards, over my handle bars, and into the post. He rides up, laughing his ass off, while I'm writhing in pain.

We eventually got back to the house, and he plops me on the couch while we pray that my mother doesen't find out. She walks in, I'm covered in scars all over, and we try to look as serious as possible, looking straight forward, and trying not to laugh. We prayed she woulden't find out.
... She did.

I would have geussed.