Pick-up lines

[snuffler]

I'm amazed at some of these, made me laugh for a good while at work today. But anyone, by far the best one I've ever thought of was this:

"Hey baby, I wish I was your first derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

 

[Xhumed]

"Hello, I'm Buck.T.Delight. I'm a billionaire entrepreneur space cowboy from the moon, and you're the luckiest earth girl in all of time baby!"

This next one works if you're Australian in a foreign bar (especially American)

"Hi, I'm Australian"

"Hi, I'm English" works in Australia, America, Canada etc. Although constantly being asked to say things so they can hear my accent was annoying after a while.
I'm glad i don't have to worry about this anymore frankly. I was generally far too shy to pick up women (actually it always worked for me the other way around- they picked me up.) I doubt i would ever have stooped to pick up lines, but some are just hilarious.

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

walk into a music shop that sells guitars ask to try one then show people what you can do
or perform onstage with a band at your own gig and dont screw up no words need to be said just ensure that there are girls in these places first it has never failed me

btw the ability to play a guitar is needed





yes i no there are no capitals or punctuation in this post i await the threats of being killed by chuck norris with glee

 

[ElephantGuts]

I suppose one really bad one I heard was "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?". Ugh, so bad...

I must say, I think that's the best pickup line I've ever heard.

 

[Clairos]

I can't believe no one mentioned this one:

Hey Girl, I've got a condom with your name on it

to whch the reply may be:

I'm sorry, my name's not Durex Extra Small

 

[370999]

My favourite

Me: "Ever been raped, tortured and murdered before?

Girl: (eyeing exit)......no

Me;"The this will all be new"

 

[YouBecame]

I don't have a pick up line. I usually walk on up to a girl, tell her that no one loves me and start crying. It seldom works.