Superman, i know it's lame, but then i wouldn't need to pay for an army as well.
I also respect him for beeing teh master of disguise he is, i mean, he works and makes out with this chick every day, but she fails to recocnice his face when he removes his glasses. same for everyone else.
Dr. Manhatten is a lcose second, but is unreliable cause he's a sulking whiner.