Picking an avatar

[Distorted Stu]

I want a new avatar and the MW2 nuke icon isnt doing it for me. So to make sure its fresh i want YOU to pick one for me. All you have to do is post a picture/avatar and a joke. Fairly simple, person who makes me lol the hardest wins my avatar rights.

I will let you know when i pick a winner, i dont want this to go on forever.
[sub]But feel free to post jokes afterwards, everyone enjoys laughing[/sub]

Meh, i went back to Electrode. I guess hes kind of orginal, concidering it taken me forever to animate the fucker.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Take a scene from a movie that looks either awesome or hilarious out of context and insert it.

Like I did.

Pick your favorite film so that we also learn about your taste in them!

 

[seious]

oh i just go to google pictures type random if you look carfully youl see mine is sonic playing sonic 1 so good luck

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Distorted Stu]

Take a scene from a movie that looks either awesome or hilarious out of context and insert it.

Like I did.

Pick your favorite film so that we also learn about your taste in them!

Hmm i like this idea.. i dont know what film though. Also i would have to find a sweet .gif to match your out of context avatar!

 

[El Poncho]

I loved your self destruct one

Spoiler

I wouldn't call it a joke but it made me laugh: Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and *****-slap that ************ upside the head.

 

[Distorted Stu]

I loved your self destruct one

Spoiler

I wouldn't call it a joke but it made me laugh: Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and *****-slap that ************ upside the head.

Haha! Sweet!
Yes, i liked the Electrode one too, but i felt it got old =[

 

[El Poncho]

I loved your self destruct one

Spoiler

I wouldn't call it a joke but it made me laugh: Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and *****-slap that ************ upside the head.

Haha! Sweet!
Yes, i liked the Electrode one too, but i felt it got old =[

Can you send me it, I don't want to use it, but I would like to have it in my documents for future use

 

[Distorted Stu]

*snip*

Spoiler: The original

Spoiler: My avatar

There you go!

 

[Shapsters]

I loved your self destruct one

Spoiler

I wouldn't call it a joke but it made me laugh: Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and *****-slap that ************ upside the head.

Haha! Sweet!
Yes, i liked the Electrode one too, but i felt it got old =[

Take the Electrode one back! I loved that one! The look on electrodes face is priceless!

 

[Monkeytacoz]

i have the answer.... use a gu- wait nevermind

 

[El Poncho]

snip

Thank you

 

[Skuffyshootster]

How about a .gif taken from this video:


As for a joke, well...

Spoiler: Joke

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass."

"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"

 

[Distorted Stu]

*CHOP!*

Ive decided to go for my old avatar. I liked the joke and video though! :') If i had to pick a video clip i would of picked this terrible but yet famous scene from the greatest film ever:
Also from trolls 2:

 

[Distorted Stu]

Take a scene from a movie that looks either awesome or hilarious out of context and insert it.

Like I did.

Pick your favorite film so that we also learn about your taste in them!

Yep, this.

I'll make it for you if it's on youtube.

I've done mine, Hubs, JimmyBassati's, Demented Teddys, Sasquatch99's and Billyshakes' (granted, that used to be mine, but it counts)

Some others as well, but I can't remember which ones.

So yeah, just send me the video, and the time you want (can't be longer than 7 seconds) and I'll do it for you in about an hour (usually)

Fur, think you can do a .gif out of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6yBv9cu0U8
Anywhere between 00:50 - 00:58 would be great (you'll know what i mean when you see it).

 

[TimeLord]

Everyone recognizes you by your avatar more than your name. When HUB changed his avatar I didn't realize it was him until someone quoted him and mentioned it

Stick to what everyone knows you as

EDIT: On a completely unrelated topic:

How do you go about uploading a gif as an avatar? I've tried it before but I can't get it to work

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

[http://img231.imageshack.us/i/awesomepred.gif/]
I can't get it resized.. It's too big.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Take a scene from a movie that looks either awesome or hilarious out of context and insert it.

Like I did.

Pick your favorite film so that we also learn about your taste in them!

Yep, this.

I'll make it for you if it's on youtube.

I've done mine, Hubs, JimmyBassati's, Demented Teddys, Sasquatch99's and Billyshakes' (granted, that used to be mine, but it counts)

Some others as well, but I can't remember which ones.

So yeah, just send me the video, and the time you want (can't be longer than 7 seconds) and I'll do it for you in about an hour (usually)

Hey Furb..

D'ya think I could trouble you for one of those?

I have a couple of clips I've found, the ghost train in Amelie and Sebastian Haff meets the King from Bubba Hotep... if I link you them could you have a look for me? And maybe help me pick lol

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Hey Furb..

D'ya think I could trouble you for one of those?

I have a couple of clips I've found, the ghost train in Amelie and Sebastian Haff meets the King from Bubba Hotep... if I link you them could you have a look for me? And maybe help me pick lol

Sure, send us the links.

Cool, here's the Bubba Hotep one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=037egW76rRM&feature=related

I was thinkin 4.31-4.38, as Elvis waves himself goodbye

And the Amelie one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ2SXnIDaCQ&feature=related

I was thinkin 1.07-1.14

Thanks bud.

I haven't forgotten about those mp3s for ya btw, just have to get home to my old computer!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Hail To The Snip

Here ye go.

The Amelie one didn't work out too well. Try as I might, I could not get the big grey bars to go away.

On the other hand, if you use the Bubbah Hotep one you'll have the third Bruce Campbell avatar on this site.

Ah... well thanks for giving it a go anyway.

I dunno what is with those damn grey bars on youtube.

I'll try find a version that doesn't have them.

Regarding Bruce... I know. Pity though because Bubba Hotep's an all time fave. I even prefer it to Evil Dead (ducks)