Pickup Lines That Shouldn't Have Worked, But Did.

[Counterwise]

"Your moods change more often than your underpants."
"I'm not wearing underpants."
After biting my finger and eye balling her I said"That leaves less to take off then."
That girl amazingly understood my crazy hints, references and obscure jokes. Ahh good times.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Unsure as to why post #5 resulted in a permaban...

OT: I've used the line "Let's pretend to kiss to freak out the younger kids"

which started a six month relationship.

When she couldn't work out how to fake kiss.

Yea, that banning doesn't make any sense. I see nothing inappropriate in that post whatsoever.

Looks fine to me too. Maybe it was the orgy thing... but that just adds to the spice of the thread.

 

[zHellas]

My friend once used the line 'So, do you like Dragons?' on some girl in a bar, and it fucking worked

...How? Seriously, get him to tell you and then tell me.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I've never really asked anyone out. And if I were gonna, I would not use pick-up lines outside of satire.

I used to like to cut in while my friends were picking up girls and say something wildly inappropriate, though. Usually along the lines of suggesting there was some sort of depraved orgy planned.
I have heard this sometimes turned out positively for them. Which made it less fun.
I have also heard this resulted in girls looking for me. Which made me decide to never ever do anything like that again.

Not used as a pick-up line, but I remember two friends of mine were all busy making out, so I stood close to them, put on my best "Scary Yorkshireman Voice" and said, "Man, you guys are loud!"

My preferred line is, in a Scottish accent (accents are fun), shouting, "I find ya' dead sexay!" Surprisingly enough, it hasn't worked yet. Perhaps girls don't like Scotsmen.

Edit: Hm, didn't notice my 3000th post. Lord Mountbatten shall prevail.

Or it could be the disturbing similarity to fat bastard, from austin powers.

That's just a ridiculous assumption to be making. As we all know, Mr. Bastard gets all the ladies.

 

[Lionsfan]

My friends and I were at a club and my friend saw this amazing chick. So he went up to her and asked her to dance, she said no and he replied with, "Ok good, cause I didn't really want to dance with a fat ugly whore anyway." He walked away as she stood in disbelief. After about 5 minutes of her looking at her friends and talking angrily with them she went and danced with my friend. They ended up doing the horizontal mambo at her place that night too. To this day I still don't know how the fuck that happened

 

[Sephychu]

"You know, I once killed 5,000 babies in one evening."

I shit you not.

However, the lady creature in question was hugely annoying. She ended up passed out in the shower. She wasn't invited to the party we were at. We needed her to leave so we turned the shower on. Aha. Aha ha ha ha ha.

 

[Kwaren]

A friend of mine used the line "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?". It worked.

 

[Marter]

"Will you hold my drink? I need to take a dump."

If she does it, she's a keeper.

My first choice would have been:

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

But SOMEBODY stole it.

 

[Deviltongue]

"If I flipped this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?" When it worked I was a little weirded out so I bailed. In retrospect, I should've seen where that was headed...

 

[Fetzenfisch]

"well,see my friends wanna leave soon, so i don't have much time. Wanna make out?"

"I see your boyfriend has not accompanied you here..."

 

[Xonlic]

Soldier in uniform stated this as a horrible joke:
"If you don't blow me, the terrorists win"
And then he stopped the terrorists

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Plus. there are moments where its hard enough to speak in general. But i guess if both sides are feeling like

Spoiler

it might still work.

 

[GaD]

i was in a club with friends in the area for people to smoke and this girl was talking to one of my friends and my friend turned to me and said "mate pull her" so i said to her "i havent pulled you yet have i?" for those who dont know pull means make out or french kiss in scotland . i was surprised it worked tbh

 

[mezmir]

Oddly enough, I use that line all the time. lol.

But I never imagined anyone else used it, so cheers.

 

[mezmir]

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

She didn't actually smell the cloth, but she appreciated the humour.

That one's actually pretty hilarious!

Oddly enough, I use that line all the time. lol.

But I never imagined anyone else used it, so cheers.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

"I'm here looking for some tail, how about you?"
Well... some women like a man whose straight forward. None of this beating around the bush, 15 drinks and sweet talk, just "hey wanna have sex?" "alright"

Oh yeah, and my favorite, "I bet you i got your name on my penis"
the trick to this is you have to get a tattoo on your penis saying "Your name"

 

[Jaywebbs]

Hey, I broke my G-string fingering A-minor, can I borrow one of yours?

although to be fair when I said it we were actually in a relationship so it's not really a 'pick up line' per se.