Pickup Lines
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"Hi. My name's (Your name). I think you are sexually attractive." It usually flatters most girls.
Not really a pick up line but I use this all the time.
Walk over to a girl and say "I figured if we going to keep staring at each other we might as well know one another's names...you know to alleviate the akwardness."
That's what Bill Clinton said to Hillary the day they met, I'm not lying, I saw it on a news interview. The great thing is that it works, Clinton was a smooth operator anyways.
Walk over to a girl and say "I figured if we going to keep staring at each other we might as well know one another's names...you know to alleviate the akwardness."
That's what Bill Clinton said to Hillary the day they met, I'm not lying, I saw it on a news interview. The great thing is that it works, Clinton was a smooth operator anyways.
"Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."
That's the only one I can think of on the fly, but I think it's funny.
That's the only one I can think of on the fly, but I think it's funny.
The best option is not to use pick up lines-they come across as cliche and cheesy. Their only purpose is to turn off any girl you use them on or as a source of ultimate embarassment for you the moment the girl you use on scoffs at your cheesiness, and thus a great source of humour for your mates who are watching from across the room at your failed attmpt to pick up a girl.
therefore for your own sake, it is advisable to refrain from using pick-up lines.
therefore for your own sake, it is advisable to refrain from using pick-up lines.
"Its alright honey, have another drink. I'll drive you home tonight."
That's a decent one because its clever without being to dirty.
Of course there's always "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but have we met?"
That's a decent one because its clever without being to dirty.
Of course there's always "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but have we met?"
What has 32 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?
My zipper.
I'm sorry but it had to be said.
My zipper.
I'm sorry but it had to be said.
I don't think you are "cute." I think you are "beautiful."
or a similar one:
I don't like you, I love you.
or a similar one:
I don't like you, I love you.
I've always liked this one... your at a the bar at a club or bar, shes standing alone. you walk up to her from a few seats away. then you say..."excuse me but i think your standing on my penis"...gets um every time =P
