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Always_Remain

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I'd kill it! With fire!

EDIT: FUCK! I was ninja'd. should of checked :(

FINE! I'd shoot it with a gun that's effective against non-living things. TAKE THAT RESIDENT EVIL!
 

Canadaftw

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Read it, then burn it. If that doesn't change how I'm going to die then I'll do what I can to delay it for as long as possible.
 

MR T3D

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Tear it up and eat it immediately, then start what will likely be a challenging journey to find this man

or live every day TO THE MAX, realizing that he could come back and kill me at at time, if that's written inn the book.


pimppeter2 said:
I publish the book and make massive profits off it.

My life is awesome, therefore my death will be awesome
that's cool, until one of the readers makes the events occour much sooner than you preferred.
 

Deleric

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I'd dress exactly like the guy who gave the book to me, find some handsome fellow on the street, give them the book and say "Written in this book is how you will die."

Problem fucking solved.
 

Pimppeter2

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MR T3D said:
pimppeter2 said:
I publish the book and make massive profits off it.

My life is awesome, therefore my death will be awesome
that's cool, until one of the readers makes the events occour much sooner than you preferred.
I'd like to die by massive orgy with supermodels anyday.
 

firedfns13

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Burn it. Besides, it would probably end up being something really boring or humiliating. Statistically involving a car, which sadly killed a girl I had hung out with a few times last year this past week. :/

tellmeimaninja said:
See how I die. If I know how I die, I can do potentially deadly things, knowing that they won't be how my life ends. Then preform rituals to prevent myself from dying in the way the book says I will.
Actually, that's genius. However, I'd rather be dead than paralyzed. If the book told you if you'd be paralyzed before dying, and it was a no, then I'd do all sorts of stupidly awesome things.
 

SilverUchiha

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Toss the book in the nearest bin. I want my death to be a surprise because it would (hopefully) have my life end with a bang.

Now, if the book is given to me by someone who looks like Doc. Brown or Marty McFly (from back to the Future), then I might have to read it because it might actually be worth it. :)
 

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Aby_Z said:
I'll take the book, walk up to a random person, hand it to them and say, "Written in this book is how you will die." Then I will walk away.
GENIUS!!!
 

Julianking93

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Nothing good can come from such a thing.

I'll spend the rest of my days fearing whatever it is that takes my life away.

I'd burn it.
 

TriggerUnhappy

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tellmeimaninja said:
See how I die. If I know how I die, I can do potentially deadly things, knowing that they won't be how my life ends. Then preform rituals to prevent myself from dying in the way the book says I will.
Exactly, I'd read the book, then essentially live the movie Big Fish.
 

ottenni

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Sell it and blow the money on cocaine and hookers. Its called dying with style.
 

Daniel Cygnus

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Take a look. I figure if this person is giving me this information, there's got to be a reason for it.
 

Citrus

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I'd apparently be one of the the only people who'd immediately assume it's a prank/joke and not take it seriously or care what's inside.