PIMP IT UP!!

[PrimoThePro]

Okay, so how it works is I will name/create a thing. Has to be a physical thing. It can be real or made up. If it's made up or relatively obscure, please explain what it is. The next person to comment will pimp up that idea by adding or replacing something. This person will then come up with an invention thing, so the process continues. Lets start simple. I choose a katana.
EDIT: Better idea, keep up what we have going on here. Keep one-upping the idea until you cant one up it any more. next guy comes up with a new idea.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

TWO katanas.

 

[Souldemon8]

Two FIRE DEMON katanas.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Two fire demon katanas with UZIS

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Two fire demon katanas with Uzis and a PIMP CANE SHOT GUN

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Two fire demon katanas with ASSAULT RIFLES and a ROCKET LAUNCHER.

 

[j1-2themax]

Two fire demon katanas with assault rifles and and a FATMAN LAUNCHER.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Batman.

 

[Broken Orange]

Batman with fire decals

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Batman and fucking Rambo.

 

[KdS_22]

Batman stabbing a shark with a lightsaber! Underwater!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Batman stabbing TWO sharks and a LION with TWO lightsabers! IN SPACE!

 

[NimbleJack3]

Batman stabbing TWO sharks and a LION with TWO lightsabers! UNDERWATER IN SPACE!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Batman ON FIRE stabbing TWO sharks and TWO lions with TWO lightsabers! ORBITING JUPITER IN SPACE

 

[Sporky111]

Batman on fire IMPALING AND ENTIRE ZOO with LIGHTSABER WIELDING ROBOTS orbiting Jupiter.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Batman on fire IMPALING AND ENTIRE ZOO with LIGHTSABER WIELDING ROBOTS orbiting Jupiter while doing battle to the tune of "YOU GOT THE TOUCH".

 

[NimbleJack3]

Jupiter ORBITING Batman at the center of the UNIVERSE.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Chainsaw.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

FLAMING chainsaw.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

FLAMING chainsaws AKIMBO