Pimp My Gun: Show your Creations [Image Posting tips in the First post]

[Akai Shizuku]

BEST GUN EVVVAAARRRR

DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE FULL AUTO SNIPER RIFLE: FIRES .50 BROWNING MACHINE GUN DEPLETED URANIUM HOLLOW POINT HIGH EXPLOSIVE ANTI ARMOR ROUNDS AT 1600 ROUNDS PER MINUTE, MAGICAL STOCK MEANS NO RECOIL, MAGICAL SCOPE SEES AROUND THE CURVATURE OF THE EARTH, BREACH VELOCITY=299,792,458 m/s (c), .000001 MOA AT 40,075.02 KM

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That looks difficult and uncomfortable to use.

thats the point, it was a joke, hence the caps lock, the bold the lolsome specs, and the general unlikeness to all of the preceding material.

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv334/AutumnGold_photos/kickassm14.png my kick ass m14

The gun just fails...

*fixed

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still fucking stupid

You need to be constructive, or someone will report you for trolling.

I provided a fixed version, addressing most of the problems with the original, while still staying mostly faithful to the original design, which conflicted with my viewpoints.

Oh, gotcha.

You made the fixed version? My mistake. Nice job.

 

[NimbleJack3]

To my fellow escapists, my crowning glory:

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The Guntar

 

[Sir Ollie]

Gentlemen presenting the the latest gun from Ollie Corp, the upper cutter 9000!
Perfect at taking out short range targets with maximum gore, only $2500.

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[NimbleJack3]

Gentlemen presenting the the latest gun from Ollie Corp, the upper cutter 9000!
Perfect at taking out short range targets with maximum gore, only $2500.

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Is that a grenade launcher on a pistol? It would rip your hand off.
And that's meant to be a torch, the thing on top.
Still, neat concept.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Introducing the ULTIMATE weapon in self defence

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[HentMas]

yo do realize that somewhere in the world a terrorist is looking at your guns and trying to make them believing they are prototypes for new weapons right??

 

[awesomebillfromdawsonville]

Spoiler: What we're all looking for

 

[Stickyreiss]

yo do realize that somewhere in the world a terrorist is looking at your guns and trying to make them believing they are prototypes for new weapons right??

at first i lol'd
but then i serious'd

 

[Stickyreiss]

Gentlemen presenting the the latest gun from Ollie Corp, the upper cutter 9000!
Perfect at taking out short range targets with maximum gore, only $2500.

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Is that a grenade launcher on a pistol? It would rip your hand off.
And that's meant to be a torch, the thing on top.
Still, neat concept.

i was confused for the longest time when you said torch, then I realized you must be from england or another country using UK english. but yea i hate how everyone uses the surefire style flashlight/torch as a laser sight, its annoying

 

[Akai Shizuku]

To my fellow escapists, my crowning glory:

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The Guntar

How the hell do you hold/fire that thing?

 

[NimbleJack3]

To my fellow escapists, my crowning glory:

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The Guntar

How the hell do you hold/fire that thing?

You hold it like a real guitar, only with the neck pointing at your target. You strum to fire.
For precision, you place the bottom of the guitar against your shoulder and look through the red-dot sight.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

yo do realize that somewhere in the world a terrorist is looking at your guns and trying to make them believing they are prototypes for new weapons right??

at first i lol'd
but then i serious'd

Honestly, I'd love for some of my designs to see some action, in terrorist hands or not. Gotta admit, seeing one of your guns on the news would be a crowning moment of awesome. I'd love to see a terrorist fighting with one of the 'impracticality contest' weapons.

Spoiler: Also, I think I've managed to beat all of your tanks, and then some.

A supersonic bomber, with AT mine dispensers. Basically, you won't hear it until it's destroyed all of your tanks =D

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Spoiler: Personal Pistol

Spoiler: Argus Portable B.A.M.G.

Spoiler: Escapist B.I.Y.F.

 

[Octorok]

Ladies and gentlefolk... I present to you... the most ridiculous weapon. Ever.

Spoiler: The Benelli M4 Super-Uber Shotgun, as made by God!

Stick that in the middle east and then mourn the poor bastards who even tried to load it.

 

[Stickyreiss]

yo do realize that somewhere in the world a terrorist is looking at your guns and trying to make them believing they are prototypes for new weapons right??

at first i lol'd
but then i serious'd

Honestly, I'd love for some of my designs to see some action, in terrorist hands or not. Gotta admit, seeing one of your guns on the news would be a crowning moment of awesome. I'd love to see a terrorist fighting with one of the 'impracticality contest' weapons.

Spoiler: Also, I think I've managed to beat all of your tanks, and then some.

A supersonic bomber, with AT mine dispensers. Basically, you won't hear it until it's destroyed all of your tanks =D

how about an anti-aitcraft tank
fires satellite guieded and/or guide by wire SA-12A "Gladiator" missiles.

Spoiler: checkmate

(and missiles are faster than any bomber)

 

[That One Six]

To my fellow escapists, my crowning glory:

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The Guntar

Let's give that to Joe Satriani and have him clear out the middle east.

 

[yocapo32]

Since is my first post i decided to put my best guns in here

M4A1 SOPMOD:

[http://img17.imageshack.us/i/m4a1sopmod.jpg/]

B.L.A.C.K. M4A1 and DC3 Elite

[http://img9.imageshack.us/i/m4a1dc3elite.jpg/]

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Since is my first post i decided to put my best guns in here

M4A1 SOPMOD:

[http://img17.imageshack.us/i/m4a1sopmod.jpg/]

B.L.A.C.K. M4A1 and DC3 Elite

[http://img9.imageshack.us/i/m4a1dc3elite.jpg/]

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